Long thread has degenerated into talk of breasts and racism
Tell me your best thing about racism.

Alt: tell me your worst thing about breasts.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:58, 42 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

racism gives people someone to hate
boobs are annoying lardbags which mean clothes don't fit like they should
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:59, Reply)

I feel your pain with the boob thing
I have dips in the top of my shoulders like the Marianas Trench.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I just get bruised eyes when I run

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Where to start? I love racism - it's like a sport to me.
I think the English dislike of the French, the Scots' and Welsh's dislike of the English etc - these are all hilarious and all jolly good fun. I consider it a hobby.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)

A man's gotta have a hobby

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)

They're nationalities, not races.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I have to wear two sports bras to the gym : (

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)

I just like to wash and go

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Haha I do.
So what? Two bras feels nice and snug and they don't boing everywhere. It's actually liberation, not restriction.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I still boing a bit : (

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Yeah but not as much.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

*Rubs thighs and gurns*
Again.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)

The thing that right-on dullards fail to address is how racial stereotypes spread if there's no basis for them at all.
Germans ARE frequently humourless etc. For fuck's sake I haven't the time or the inclination to get to know the entire world's population personally, so of course I will generalise. Anyone who claims not to do the same is fucking lying.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)

You mean national stereotypes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Technically there is only one race of humans so yes, I suppose I do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Agreed
I know very few Australians and it's a long fucking way away so obviously I will riff on their perceived lack of culture, although the failure of an entire continent to thus far produce a truly classic film is a pretty poor show.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)

wrong
Bad Boy Bubby is a fantastic film
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)

This with fucking bells on it. It's one of the best I've ever seen.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Cat in cling film
Demented film, but brilliant.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Haven't seen it
But I shall seek it out. Various people have told me that The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert and Mad Max are fantastic films, so I remain skeptical for now. Because they were wrong.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)

yeah didn't get Priscilla either
some fine actors but it looked like it was made with shit and sellotape.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Agreed on both counts
I've no problem with low-budget films - Night of the Living Dead was very obviously made for ten pence - but a working plot and sense of purpose would be nice
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Well I thought Priscilla, Queen of the Desert was great
and a definite classic so there

Oh and Mad Max is definitely also a classic
( Peej, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Chopper

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Rejected
It's not bad by any means, but nowhere near as good as it thinks it is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Not in my opionion
OPIONION
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)

And you are entitletled to it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I wonder what an 'oppy onion is?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)

when you cross an opium poppy with an salad onion

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)

It makes you cry when you inject it?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)

in that case
I must be an oppy onion...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)

awwwww
pics.librarything.com/picsizes/34/61/346167590c53186597a466d5677434d414f4541.jpg
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)

I used to love those books
and the other ones, that were written by that spoddy 9 year old.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)

The Garden Gang.
I had those. My Uncle Ray said "Merve Marrow" funny because of his loads of big teeth.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I was majorly confused by the chives
because we were common, and I dodn't know what chives were. Or how to pronounce the word.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Did you ask the nearest French person
"kess keh say 'sheev'?"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I pronounced it 'chivvy'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Like 'chavvy'!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

yay!
I had the album of that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

That would make for an epic sandwich

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)

What do you mean?
Crocodile Dundee was amazing!
( Peej, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Dead Meat?
Edit: no, I'm misremembering, that's Irish.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)