Not if you keep that negative frame of mind

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:20, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

when he comes back from holiday
then i will be more excited. maybe. right now he could be seduced by some oiled, bronzed, thong-clad sex goddess at any second!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Quit beakering.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)

well tell me i am amazing and he couldn't do any better then
and i'll shut up
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I've never known anybody like you
for focussing on what could go wrong over what is going right. MTFU, woman.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)

bitter experience from a lifetime of dating mongs i reckon

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)

As I have told you many times before
You have terrible taste in men. You now seemed to have stumbled into a good one, no doubt despite your best efforts. Don't start whinging about that, too. Otherwise, God help me, you'll feel the back of my hand.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)

haha, you wish
that's more of a sixth date activity
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Tough love.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

you're just thinking about spanking now, aren't you?
another afternoon bites the dust
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Doesn't really do much for me.
It's one of those added bonuses I provide.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I hope that happens to me on my holiday

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)

come to kensington for it
i can make it happen
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Kensington would be cheaper than Japan I s'pose

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

"it takes a lot of money to look this cheap"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)

I've tried to tell her.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)

i don't let him see that though!
i am v sweet and cool with him.

i just tried to keep his mind on the job by sending him away with a little holiday present. which was a mix of nice things and filthy things. it seems to have done the trick. so far.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)

What a lovely idea : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)

he thought so
he texted and said "i'm speechless. and not just because i'm in my hotel bedroom all alone." and then went on about what he thought of everything in detail. phew. i was a bit worried he would think i was mad!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Sometimes you just have to trust your instincts with a guy and do what you feel is right.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

You're talking about anal sex, aren't you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Pfft! I'm trying to be romantic here.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)

or Wrong. very very Wrong and Illegal in 47 states!!!!
edit - haha labs, snap!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Don't talking about snapping when I'm thinking of anal
*winces and crosses legs*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)

when are you NOT thinking of anal?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)

3 seconds after ejaculation
When the post-orgasmic guilt and disgust sets in, and the shameful cleanup process starts.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

i do love you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)

I sicken myself.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)

bulimia?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Twice the taste, zero calories

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)

will you stop talking about anal sex please?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)

NEVER!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Horses for courses but I'd be a bit uuurrrggh to open my holiday bag to discover a womans post menstruation knickers

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)

firstly
you'd just be thrilled she wasn't up the duff after all.

secondly, urrgh. what kind of women have you been shagging?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Rhymes with Stella

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)

oh
i thought that was what you had to drink 10 pints of to shag it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

AA's our resident expert on such matters
I had the hideous sight of a gothopotomus passed out by the regents canal on Saturday morning next to several lumps of human faeces and thought of Bella!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)

gothopotamus
has made me laugh a lot.

and even though i could not be further from a goth, made me feel v guilty about my mini sicilian lemon cheesecake (does your work ever bring you to fleet street? you have GOT TO TRY COCO DI MAMA if so, fucking awesome place).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Goth Canal Moose.
rarest of all the Meese.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)

You have the right idea.
Swipe, think positive, and it'll go well.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)

and you please keep everything crossed for me, eh?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)

that'll make it awkward to pee....
but okay.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)

and to type!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

'Ey up chuck, how are you?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)

awake.
had first lot of lectures today. I like lectures. good for thinking and stuff. I like being forced to think. :D And you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Oddly quiet today
Had 3 very manic weeks (and some of 2 weekends) of work, but today there seems to be a lull.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)

yay for lulls!
speaking of lulls, I need sleep. g'night!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)