Just got in.
Skim reading, it looks like I missed a cracker of a day.

Any particular highlights I should look for?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:33, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I was here.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:35, Reply)

Yay!
*Waves*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:35, Reply)

Busy day at the office hon?
*passes gin and tonic*
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Yeah, proper mental.
New project innit. I've never worked with actuaries before, I really need to do some research into complex maths.

Saying that, I've no idea how long I'll be on this project for, so there is no point filling my head with things I don't need to know!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Never mind dear.
Take off your shoes and have a wank.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:42, Reply)

I've taken my shoes off. And had a shower.
I'm not down with this 'going to a office to work' thing. I much preferred that 'working from home' thing and doing what I wanted.

Oh well, the money is good, so I can't complain too much.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:44, Reply)

*writes Christmas list*

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:45, Reply)

*Suggests you manage your expectations downwards*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:47, Reply)

I have low expectations.
You should know this by now.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:48, Reply)

*Offers to pay for Blousie to have a game of Prize Bingo on the pier*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I totally got on a list for a trip to the amazon
but no one cares and I'm excited about it and want someone to go "wow! that sounds pretty neat!" but they haven't :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Woo! a tour of an online bookshop warehouse!
I'm thrilled for you.

(Seriously though, that sounds fantastic, tell me more about it. I'm excited no your behalf).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:43, Reply)

someone already made that joke :)
It's an educational environmental kind-of thing. I'm just on the list as yet, but hopefully they will contact me at some point then BAM! I'm signing up! I'm scared of snakes, but I'm not going to let that stop me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Good for you.
Apologies for the obvious joke

How will you be navigating the Amazon?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:46, Reply)

I don't know any more about it
it's a regular thing - they take a bunch of people out there to learn about the place and about environmental things so we all come back and rant to everyone else about saving the planet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:50, Reply)

if I'm honest it's at a pretty damn preliminary stage
I'm just over excited and getting ahead of myself
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Err....
Can't you just read about it online, and then tell people about it, rather than FLYING half-way round the world and creating a massive carbon foot-print.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:51, Reply)

that was one of the arguments against it
but experiencing things and watching things are different
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:52, Reply)

I'm just joking with you.
If you get the chance to go, you should take it.

You might even be able to invent a larping game to play when you're over there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:54, Reply)

I'll get the local tribes to join in!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:58, Reply)

You could set them against each other.
It would be real-life larping as they start lobbing spears at each other.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:00, Reply)

spears with foam tips, though

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:06, Reply)

I'm scared of everything but it doesn't stop me leaving the house each day.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:46, Reply)

One word:
Anacondas.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Also, candiru fish.
They swim up your urine stream and lodge themselves in your bits. Niiiiiiiice.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:47, Reply)

She's been nothing since she stoppped working with Alistair McGowan.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:49, Reply)

McGowan is possibly one of the worst impressionists ever.
He always sounds like Alistair McGowan doing an impression of someone else, which is never a good start.

Not as bad as that radio ventriloquist in the 20's who, on the advent of television, was rapidly discovered to be an utter fraud and subsequently had his career destroyed in seconds.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:53, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:54, Reply)

It's true.
I wish I could remember his name, but I saw a clip of him a while back and he made no attempt at all to stop his lips moving. All I could think was "Live radio audiences must have been really fucking thick".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:58, Reply)

She is fit

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)

i know, just thinking about them
*shudder*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I'll give you a good reference if you like?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:49, Reply)

"Cavy has great skills
at swimming through the mire of nonsense posted on /ot throughout the day"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:53, Reply)

"tries to keep bullying to a minimum, has blonde hair, once rode a unicorn over a rainbow ON FIRE!"

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:55, Reply)

hey! where's all this blonde nonsense come from?
it's yellow, damn it!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:57, Reply)

yellow?
oh
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:01, Reply)

blonde implies I'm dumb
it's been a long-running meme (IRL) that I don't admit to being blonde
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:03, Reply)

I didn't know.
Woooooo! Sounds awesome.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:44, Reply)

I didn't know!! That sounds AWESOME.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:45, Reply)

I almost gave out massive cuddelz
but have since changed my mind

it's too hot for that shit
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:45, Reply)

It's never too hot for massive cuddles.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:46, Reply)

they've gone off, BGB
after this day full of massive bullying, I'm not sure I can handle it
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:48, Reply)

I reckon we are no more than 24 hours away from FLYING ANT DAY!!!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:46, Reply)

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:47, Reply)

We get one day a year when the ants start to fly.
It's a horible day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:49, Reply)

only one day?
is this, like, only there?
like that whole "no snakes in ireland" thing?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:51, Reply)

It's true I tells ya.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_ant_day
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:52, Reply)

that's crazy

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:54, Reply)

And you thought I was making it up.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:55, Reply)

no, I just thought it was something that only occured in your part of the world

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Lots of weird things happen in my part of the world.
Sadly, flying ant day isn't unique to DogFucker Towers, otherwise I'd sell tickets for it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:57, Reply)

MORE BULLYING
NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE'LL BE SAYING I INSULTED HIS MISSUS
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Have you been accused of being mean to people again K?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:57, Reply)

oh, Jeff
haven't you seen the popular page?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:00, Reply)

I'm never on it, so I never bother!
I'll go and have a gander now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:04, Reply)

You terrible bully.
What did you say to upset Darth? a bit of 'Darth's bent' banter seems fine, but for him to appear to be that upset seems a bit out of character.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:06, Reply)

WELL LIKE HE SAID DOZER AND I WERE CARRYING ON ABOUT HOW UNATTRACTIVE HIS MISSUS IS
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1274549
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:08, Reply)

His reaction seems a bit harsh.
I'd be amazed if everyone found someone elses' other half attractive. Some people have a 'type' they find attractive, others don't.

different stokes for different folks and all that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:11, Reply)

It's whatever, Jeff.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Yeah, but Jeff fucks dogs.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:18, Reply)

it was 2 weeks ago
in Clapham anyway.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:54, Reply)