Public domain, old boy
yell in public and everyone looks around.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The turd-freezer has a point Darth.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Granted
Am snappy and irritable at the moment and have apologised to K. However I've had quite enough of reading other people's opinions about me and my better half this morning, so am politely asking you not to.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Actually, I think your other half is quite fit, if that helps.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Cheers
That's something else we agree on
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I saw some pretty boy celebrity on the front page of some film magazine yesterday
and thought he looked a lot like you.

I mean it as a compliment though. Oh and it wasn't GT.
( Peej, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Haha, cheers mate
Anyone I'd have heard of?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Probably
I just have no idea who it was and I wasn't going to pick up a magazine in Tesco to find out, I had steaks to buy!
( Peej, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:01, Reply)

There's not much arguing with that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Fair enough.
I'm not really having a go at you, Darth. And I wasn't about to start on your missus, neither.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:53, Reply)

That is a whole different argument!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Note to all concerned
I am not saying I would start on her because she looks 12. I am not FreeFair.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Apologies for snapping at you sir
Am doing it a lot lately, and not just online
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)

You're pregnant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:58, Reply)

That would explain a lot
It also means I can give up this preposterous "jogging" malarky in an attempt to shift my gut
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:07, Reply)

If it helps at all, I would still totally do your misses. Like, whatever she wanted, she could sit on the tumble dryer while I get my spin-cycle on if she wants.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:12, Reply)

That's the second girl I've seen you make that offer to in two days, Gonz.
You're such a philanthropist. Have you considered working for a charity?
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I'm not sure what a Philanthropist is, isn't that what Russ From Friends was? Like, someone who studies dinosaurs?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:19, Reply)

No, that's a paeleontologist.
I didn't mean philatelist either, that's stamps.

A philanthropist is someone who gives and gives and gives, Gonz.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Dictionary corner
Origin: mid 18th century: from Greek philanthrôpos, from philein 'to love' + anthrôpos 'human being'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I'm such a hero, in that respect.
I'm supprised more people don't worship the ground I walk on.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I was just going to say that!
Gonz, you made that same offer to me!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:23, Reply)

It's an open invitation, but to make you feel special, I mean it even more for you than anyone else.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:31, Reply)

That hardly chimes with your comments about her in the last thread

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Chill out, I don't even know her, I haven't seen a picture of her in yonks and aside being blond, I can't remember what she looks like.
I think this is the case for everyone. If you keep on and on about how you're punching above your own weight, then as much as you think it's deprimental to you; it is to her too. Like she has no self-worth and will settle for just anyone. Plus this is b3ta, sure, you'll get some sympathy, but you'll get people taking the piss too. You're the one who has to see her every day or whatever, and you're the one who's happy with that, so it doesn't matter what anyone else says.

Thank you very much from me and the crew, a big thank you to the audiance and the wonderful people at home, and a big thank you to you. I'm Pauly Pops and this is all we have time for today, see you tomorow for more Pauly Pops.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Damn it, my right testicle is hurting again.
I really wish it would stop doing that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Didn't this all kick off between you and kristine when you were calling me ugly online,
now you're getting upset about other people making judgments about people online?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I think you're quite average looking, I don't know why so many people find you so ugly.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:43, Reply)

ha ha ha
best compliment ever.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:44, Reply)

You make a good point in essence, but there's a difference
My girlfriend isn't around to defend herself, and as K correctly pointed out, my opinion of you is coloured by the fact that I hate you. I did overreact and have apologised to K accordingly, however.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:45, Reply)

When a film comes out and all the reviews go on about how amazing it is and all your friends tell you that you've absolutely got to see it
and Empire gives it twenty stars or whatever, it's inevitable that when you go and see the film, it's been built up so much it's only going to disappoint. That's what you're doing every time you tell someone how hot your girlfriend is.

And I really think we should stop calling each other ugly on here. There are so many personality flaws we can have fun with, why fixate on physical looks?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Shut it, Scarface

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:09, Reply)