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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Dear Auntie OT:
post your problems here, preferably personal and far too serious for this board, and we will all help you through your dark time.

alt: offer advice to someone
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:06, 108 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Can a pair of Converse really be worth £60 delivered?
I am struggling to work this one out. They are nice though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)
things are worth what people pay for them, innit?
unless they saw you coming.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:13, Reply)
money and worth is all about belief

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:16, Reply)
of course they did
if they hadn't he'd just have pinched them
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:16, Reply)
What colour?
Are they higher than the usual high tops?
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Depends if Trainer Station.co.uk have them for any less.
Get the Clark's instead!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:16, Reply)
They're a collab with the Hideout stop in London.
If I have my way I will be buying the Converse, Clarks and two other pairs of trainers in the next couple of days. Serious moolahs coming my way via eBay sales at the mo.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)
how many feet
do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Link what you're considering.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Here's the Converse
www.hideoutstore.com/productview.php?p=10149
The rest are real life shoes cos they're in real life shops.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:29, Reply)
they just look like some shoes

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:40, Reply)
I've still got a pair of all stars from the mid eighties.
They cost about twenty five quid which is about £60 in today's money but I bought them from a real shop because I wasn't a flabby fucking shut in.

I hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)
There was no internet in the 80's.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:24, Reply)
yes there was
it was all discussions of star trek, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:25, Reply)
and because the internet
didn't have shops in the 80s?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Nobody mentioned the internet.
Is there nobody here who isn't retarded?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:29, Reply)
clearly

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:30, Reply)
You'll have to ask the warden.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Are they all on their holidays on talk?
Have they left you to lock up or something?

And before you start calling me a retard again, I'm off to bed.

Goodnight!!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Gamesmaster
How do I get the pegasus boots on Zelda?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)
which version?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Snes link to the past of course
the only one ever worth playing.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:18, Reply)
seriously?
Ocarina of Time
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)
fuck off
wind walker maybe, but nothing else.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:24, Reply)
What should I have on digestive biscuits: cheese or peanut butter?

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Cheese.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Cool.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)
she's wrong
peanut butter and lemon curd
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Lemon curd? Fuck no!
That stuff's mank.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:18, Reply)
HERETIC!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Lemon curd is not rank
You lemon-hating taste wrong!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:21, Reply)
I second this

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Cheese it is.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)
cheese is the only thing that makes digestives worth eating.
factoid.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)
digestives sound like they should be exlax and not cookies

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)
I think they were originally
made to sort out one's poo
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)
they were thought to aid digestion and used to be prescribed by doctors. True. No really.
Then someone realised they were just biscuits and biscuits are only medicine for the SOUL not the BODY.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:21, Reply)
They're the roughest of the biscuits.
They're all flick knives and chewing tobacco.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:21, Reply)
I used to dip cherry skoal

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)
Cheese is the only thing that makes life worth living.
And anal.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Put them together
and it's your perfect night in
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:21, Reply)
there must be a cheese/anal pun somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)
You'll have to ask (Camem)Bert.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Bazinga!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)
I fucking hate that man.
People won't stop comparing me to him.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:24, Reply)
who?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Sheldon from Big Bang Theory.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:29, Reply)
you are Sheldon
AICMFP
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:48, Reply)
Update
Just had a word with the girl's Mum. Her problem now!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)
Hooray!
A problem shared is a problem halved.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Problem gone, hopefully.
Shame she wasn't sixteen, really...
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:26, Reply)
should I try to take my dog off her leash?
generally she stays with my mate when she's off, but I'm not sure how well she'll do with me alone
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:24, Reply)
yes
but then you should put magnets in her so she can't get far
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:28, Reply)
I keep getting interrupted whilst attempting to knock one out over Fiona Bruce presenting the News at Ten.
Can you help me out please? There are only a few minutes left to enjoy a Brucie Bone-us.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:25, Reply)
I think Darth could give you a hand.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Lucky me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:28, Reply)
You'd love it.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Fiona would love it.
The velvet voiced smutty minx.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:41, Reply)
this should solve all your problems
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsDher-lVEY&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:28, Reply)
arm is tender after big tattoo outline.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:31, Reply)
ooo, exciting

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:38, Reply)
3 HOURS! and still got all the colouring to do

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:41, Reply)
pics?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:44, Reply)
will take some in the morning.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:45, Reply)
then give us
pictures in words
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:48, Reply)
big outline of aztecish raven, covering old crap tattoo

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:48, Reply)
why was your old tattoo crap?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:51, Reply)
first one I had, just shitty and old.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:52, Reply)
don't tell anyone
they will have a dig
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:41, Reply)
I LOVE IT

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:43, Reply)
No one wants to join my google plus hangout

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:44, Reply)
good work finding a new way to sound creepy

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:44, Reply)
i play to my strengths

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:46, Reply)
aw man

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:46, Reply)
:'(
(I haven't actually made one and even if I did I don't have a webcam but that's not the point)
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:47, Reply)
You don't have a WEBCAM?!
I thought all the intersweaties had one
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:50, Reply)
What to make for lunch tomorrow?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:44, Reply)
A pie which contains
a chaffinch, a starling, a pigeon and a golden eagle.

With sparrow gravy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:48, Reply)
Right, I'm off out shooting then.TTFN.
that sounds rank, even I wouldnt eat that.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:49, Reply)
Was thinking more bread based. Alas game is not for me.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:51, Reply)
not even monopoly burger?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:51, Reply)

What is that?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:53, Reply)
a pun

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:56, Reply)
Well played.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:56, Reply)
Go to KFC
and ask for a Twister Twister.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:58, Reply)
sardines on wholemeal with a bit of tartare sauce and extra gherkin
it's tasty, nutritious and will piss off your co-workers no end.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:53, Reply)
puke

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:53, Reply)
how dare you
you massive bully
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:55, Reply)
yeah but gross!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:57, Reply)
she's right though.
Sardines are fucking rank.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:02, Reply)
you're both wrong
and lacking in omega3 n' shit
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:08, Reply)
stone soup

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:51, Reply)
I have a massive fucking spot on the side of my nose
Help me, internet peoples!

Alt: Don't go outside if your nose is shiny and red : (
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:55, Reply)
rubbing alcohol
or vodka, whatever
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:58, Reply)
Apaprently one can use Sudocreme
I may try this.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:59, Reply)
cut off your nose, send it to gonz for wank material.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:00, Reply)
oooh, I could do that!
But how would I smell?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:00, Reply)
Like a westerner, pissy and old x

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:01, Reply)
I'm already pissy and old
but I'm not in any way a westerner.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:02, Reply)
beacher!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:03, Reply)
lol wut?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:05, Reply)
you are a beach dweller, you live off candy floss and flourescent lighting

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:05, Reply)
Yeah, but I'm only a westerner by marriage!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:06, Reply)
once that ring is on your webbed finger...

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:07, Reply)
oi!
You can go off people, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:08, Reply)
I blame the parents.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:11, Reply)
The other half is half Welsh.
I think this must be worse.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:11, Reply)
baaaa

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:13, Reply)

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