I'm knackered.
However, at 10am I'm going to Ikea, ostensibly to buy a shower rail but actually to get their 99p 6-item fried breakfast and free coffee.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:01, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Go round twice and have meatballs and an ice cream too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Anything to quell the temptation to buy a hot dog at the exit is a good thing

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:04, Reply)

meatballs taste better with the sauce and chips to be honest.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:06, Reply)

FACTS! ^^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:08, Reply)

steady, you'll bring Freefair back.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:09, Reply)

I quite like him
He has opinions
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Has he gone?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I don't know.
I'm still trying to decide if it's Wormulus.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:11, Reply)

If it is he's being utterly shit, he can do so much better.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:12, Reply)

that was pretty much my thought.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I can't think of anyone else who would go to so much effort
or do something so shit

either he is wormulus, someone unknown, or he is actually what he says
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Covering all bases there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:33, Reply)

what I was getting at
was that if it's not wormulus I don't think it's someone we've seen before. like bert or rogerthementalbatshit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I think you've narrowed it down there

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:36, Reply)

The meatball sauce is mank.
Other than that, good plan.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:08, Reply)

I'm sure you're right about many things
but I'm afraid here you're wronger than Gary Glitter's application to work in Mothercare.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:09, Reply)

yeah

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Pepper sauce FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:10, Reply)

you've got that wrong
it's great. I've even made it at home. Lovely stuff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Meatballs taste better
when thrown in the bin and some proper food is prepared instead.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Meatballs are fucking excellent!
The Sainsburys ones are lovely and peppery. I have them with a tomato and cheese sauce, with shedloads of black pepper and chilli flakes in
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I would rather fry
my own testicles with some finely chopped shallots than eat Sainsburys meatballs... You do know that the fat tongued twat wanks into every batch.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:24, Reply)

He won't anymore, they're no longer associated with one another.
Also, you are wrong in every single way when you insult meatballs, they are magnificent.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:26, Reply)

*meatball high fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Meatball Fives?
Think about what you are saying man, are your really going to bollock clash with the aforementioned? thats just sick...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)

That would be meatball low twos

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)

hahaha
Touche (add the accent thing in your head)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:32, Reply)

ctrl+alt+e
top tip there
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:45, Reply)

sweeping generalisations
are the future.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)

WRONG!
They are together until Christmas, you are so fucking wrong on the Internet you can't fucking read and you are a mong. He'll wank extra hard in your meatballs right up until Christmas just to prove how wrong you are!
( Peej, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:35, Reply)

It will be the NEW and IMPROVED recipe

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Improved because they will now be lower in salt?

( Peej, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Ahh, I stand corrected.
Fair enough.

Also, I don't tend to buy meatballs, they don't keep as well as just plain mince.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I don't buy meatball because they are rank

( Peej, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:40, Reply)

This must be why he is leaving after 11 years then.
All spunked out
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:26, Reply)

is it called oobjjetl?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:05, Reply)