I am, for a change
That David fucking Walliams can fuck fucking off with his stupid fat face and his faux-camp demeanour masking an abject lack of comedic talent or satirical insight.

Fucking cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:07, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

THIS^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:08, Reply)

NOW DO KRISTINE!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

she looks about 12

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

ZINGaLING

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:12, Reply)

She won't come to New York to see the Halloween Parade with me.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:13, Reply)

YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I totally did!
I said we should meet up and we could pretend you had actually made a trip to the UK.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

And I said I could probably get there.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I'm gonna give Freefair the benefit of the doubt.
I've been doing a bit of psychochomping to relieve boredom and his stuff, other internet usernames, toryboy lolitics and irritating indiscriminate capitilisation of whatever words he chooses all adds up. It's not a sock puppet.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Didn't he post a pic with his face on and a caption saying I am Freefair yesterday?
Seems a bit odd to get someone else to do that, just to maintain the sock
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Yeah I thought that when Monty "outed" him as Wormulus
Seems a bit extreme to maintain what would be a pretty poor attempt at a sock puppet.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)

see I'd kind of thought he was legit
until someone suggested it was Wormulus, because he's the only person who would stick at such an awful character.

Most others seemed convinced he was someone else and I thought I must have missed something.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I honestly think everyone's too gobsmacked by the notion that a hopelessly naive 16-year-old idealist would want to stick around here to believe that's what he is

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)

TD said he was Swipey
and while I don't believe this it's the closest I've come to thinking he was a sock, The dates and the politics match.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:25, Reply)

no way
she wouldn't bother.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Agreed
I honestly don't think Swipe could be arsed with such a pretence. And if she did, FreeFair would be all about telling Al he's a cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)

As I say I didn't believe it
just liked this theory more than most. I've always thought he was real, but i'm giving up on thinking he's worth talking to I had forgotten just how thick 16 year-olds actually are.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)

it's not so much the thickness
but the complete confidence that they aren't thick and in fact know everything, despite having experienced almost nothing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

this is why it's believeable
you don't get many on art and design courses, but the odd 'I'm a proper fashion photographer who knows everything' does turn up. The only option is taking the piss
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)

he actually reminds me a bit of The Stig
was he before your time?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

The Stig?
I'm sure you don't mean the racing driver and it doesn't sound much like stig of the dump (although I have a bad memory), but I am sure I'm older than you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)

he was a guy on here
needy and whingy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)

If there was a B3tan with the nerve and unoriginality to call himself The Stig
Then the best way he could have conducted himself was to not say anything ever.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Oh man he was a bit odd, generally alright
but then he turned up at a bash and disgraced himself, didn't he?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)

oh, a b3tan
doh!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)

This is an excellent summary of 16-year-olds
It also surmises nicely why I hated school.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)

As much as I adore swipey
she has enough trouble keeping her own personality in check, let alone running another one alongside it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

It all adds up...
Her new bloke is really a fat 16 year old she is keeping locked up in her flat.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)

hahaha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Now this I believe.
it would explain so much.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I'd post my trail, but that's far too chompy.
sportscow's right, the username of the photobucket account he used to post that photo, and one of the images in it, was used in a Young Tory forum in December last year.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)

good enough for me
even Wormulus isn't that crazy/bored.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I, for one, welcome our new Toryboy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

as long as people get over bashing him for being a sock puppet
and get on to bashing him for genuinely being an idiot
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Yeah

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Don't hold your breath
There are plenty of true things about me worthy of abuse but "gayer" remains resolutely the most popular.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

if it helps
I just think you look fucking gay, not that you actually take it up the arse.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Haha!
That is OK then
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

*sniffs*
Cheers mate. That means a lot.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Quite alright, anytime.
I'm finding your pet meme rather dull TBH, but apparently this makes me a cunt or something.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I'm with you chap.
I don't generally do memes.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)

some are funny when they have a bit of variety
constantly calling an man gay, not so much.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I like them when they stick around for a few days and provide ammunition and lols
but they get lame very quickly. A bit like me in that respect.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Don't make me call you Moriarty
it'll confuse Cavy
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)

cunt!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)

fuck you goblin-spawn

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Not as dull as I find it, trust me
The worst part is that even when I play along, there's precious little to work with.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Poor Darth
sucks to be you right now.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Only because of the Labyrinthitis
The memes I'm used to. I see them as contrivances to be ignored on the path to the occasional funny comment or decent conversation. A bit like chuggers.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Yeah, that must proper suck
I'm glad I don't have it and life is generally awesome.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Vippers, you may have to hand over your Golden Crown of Croissants

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:49, Reply)

It's OK
The next mood swing will be along soon and I'll get all maudlin and self pitying again.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Hang about
If AA is about you might get his Diamond-Encrusted Razorblade of Emo too
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Fucking hell Noel
What do you get up to when you're not on here? And why haven't you found Lucan yet?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

he's too busy taking it from Shergar

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

*holds hands about fifteen inches apart and nods*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

b3ta search and google mate, took about two minutes.
I was bored and curious, it's a fucking dangerous combination.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Impressive stuff
Now dig up some dirt on Vippers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

there isn't any.
my best man is having a hard time and he's known me for years.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Exactly why your best man needs MOAR NOEL
In all seriousness, he's probably going to have to reel out a load of fat jokes, now that you're not any more. That'll get tedious real quick. If he makes a comment along the lines of "Over the course of our friendship Vipros has matured considerably - and god knows he needed to!", throw cake at him.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I can't, it goes against my very being, he's like the embodiment of cool, rock and smug
also www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1278201
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)