Well done? Hahahaha.
He did very little.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 14:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

from what his wife said when I inseminated her
very little is an apt description of him.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)

tsk, typical woman, always belittling a man;s contribution.
I was going to post something along the lines of he now had 16-18 years to brace him self and get used to the idea that some spotty little shite would one day be shagging the arse of his beloved little princess, but it seemed tasteless so I didn't.

oh
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)

16-18 years?
They're starting earlier and earlier nowadays. She'll only just be out of nappies by the time she catches someone's eye.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Paul Gadd lols.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I was being generous
A significant proportion of the women I've talked to on the matter lost their's around the 13 year mark.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Well I evened out the balance a little by waiting till a lot later.
till a lot later Someone got drunk enough.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)

You're not the only one.
I think the fact I have dated a lot of damaged women may have some relevance here.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

that sounds suspiciously like my story

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Welcome to Late Starters Anonymous
or not so anonymous in this case.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)

We're making up for it now though : )
Not with each other obviously.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)

13!
I barely knew boys existed then!

I was 20
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)

stone?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)

that would not have helped me get any
now would it? Internet dating didn't exist then
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

fuck off Rory
This is an LSA meeting, Virgin's Fat Sweaty Virgin's Anonymous is next door.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

You know where to go then

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Only one out of three sadly
They won't let me in.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I looked through the window once, it was just Quixote sat on his own blubbing away, even the Counsellor had fucked off with boredom
edit: soz I read the name wrong, anyway it's still a cuss
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

For some reason when you direct it at me it makes me chuckle
whereas otherwise it's just dull and tedious.

I'll make sure to ask my shrink why this might be at my next session, it'll make a change from whining about my tiny penis and why all the nice girls hate me and refuse to touch it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I was still playing with dolls at 13.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)

I just had my nose in books and spent the rest of the time painting and sewing things.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

so, no big change there then

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

more internet and cameras
less painting (although I'm going to start one this week)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Yay! whatcha painting?
also, more rubber pole arms now prolly.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)

no weaponry allowed when I was a kid, including water pistols
I think I'm trying to paint a place I haven't written a story about yet, but which has been hanging round in my head for quite a while.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I fucking need to get my arse in gear and start drawing again.
If hypnosis worked on me I'd try that.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

do it do it do it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)

What she said.
I'll like totally model for you if you like *unzips*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Now I'd pick up a pencil FOR THAT!!

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

A pencil and a magnifying glass sadly
but don't let that stop you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)

That sounds interesting.
Hmmm, no weapons = massive LARPer, this is paralel to a friend of mine in her case, no dollys = grew up to be a walking barbie doll.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Me too.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

we were the proper cool kids
the others just thought they were
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Innit.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)

it occurred to me recently
that throughout most of my teens I didn't actually know any girls who shared any of the same interests. I barely knew any who liked rock music for instance.

Getting to uni and finding out that such girls existed was awesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

pretty much this^
Although probably combined with more crippling inability to interact socially in my case.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)

You can join LSA too then.
I would have at anything form 12 up, but no one was interested.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

15 for me

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)

show off
you can't be in our gang
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I bet it was shit.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)

it he
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)

You forgot this
+s
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

No, I was implying, no stating actually, that at 15 you were a crap shag
and I'll stand by this point, are you not only about 17 now?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)

That's a harsh thing to say
he really liked you

here I am implying that it was you what took his virginity
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Well then he should have put more effort in, shouldn't he?
Just lying there whimpering and begging for mercy, really didn't do it for me.

are we doing subtitles now? What an ace idea, I do get confused you know
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Look, it takes time to widen an anus


yeah, I wish real life conversations had them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

This is half the fun.
I like it when they cry.

I've often though of learning some form of sign language so it would be possible, but this has 2 drawbacks, firstly it depends on the persona I wish to converse with also being fluent and secondly it depends on me being able to be coherent in 2 conversations simultaneously.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Ahh, I thought you were making a gay joke
Nope, I'm 23.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Nope, I don't really do them much
Even with Darth. Not sure why, I'd like to claim it's because they are lazy and shite, but so is most of my 'humour' so it can't be that.

23 eh? ah well, close enough.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Very much so

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)