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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I can spray milk into a small child's eye.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:34,
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latest was 15 years ago)
Any small child, or predominantly your own small child's?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:35,
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Currently my own.
I haven't had the chance to take my skillz on the road yet.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:36,
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And when I do that I get arrested!
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PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:35,
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The world is a cruel and unforgiving place
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:38,
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What I don't get, when a girl is knocked up, strangers feel the right to go up to them, pat them on the tummy and say "Congratulaitons, well done".
Not _once_ has a stranger cupped my balls and said the same thing to me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:39,
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How many women have you knocked up?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:46,
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I bet he's knocked quite a few off...
the wrist.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:00,
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how incredibly frightening
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:37,
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Are you confusing your husband with a small child again?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:37,
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