If you two kids don't stop fighting in the back seat I'm going to turn this internet around and NOBODY gets porn
Right, I'm off out to see if I can find a curry. Toodles!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bring back some porn!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:15, Reply)

awwww, internet dad
you're mean
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Yeah, but he's gone out now, we can Party.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:19, Reply)

*smashes up the joint*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:20, Reply)

*Raids drinks cabinet*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:21, Reply)

*pisses in pond*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:22, Reply)

I am SO telling on you.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:23, Reply)

yeah yeah yeah
drink this...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:24, Reply)

*wobbles*
what is it?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:26, Reply)

it's just like pop...

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:26, Reply)

are you being purposely anachronistic
or do people other than my grandparents still refer to pop?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:28, Reply)

i still call it pop
it's what us kids call it nowadays, old man
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Shut up junior or I'll show everyone pics of your WOW avatar

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:29, Reply)

*kicks ankles*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:34, Reply)

You asked for it.
That's you that is
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:40, Reply)

straight out of your porn folder, I see

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I am not the sheep fucker around here

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:42, Reply)

you just happen to be the one with
a hard drive full of ovine oral and lamb-licking
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:44, Reply)

It's for research purposes
I'm writing a book.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:44, Reply)

yeah, your autobiography:
"Quixote: a life inside sheep "
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Nah, I'm strictly a cow man these days
It's the only animal that can fit it all in.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:48, Reply)

is a cow/bull bukkake party
called a Beef Jerky?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:52, Reply)

I started calling it fizzy pop about 6 years ago as a joke and then I kept on calling it that by accident.
I also reguarly go to the tuck shop.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:31, Reply)

If you do I'll tell mum you were snogging FreeFare.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:26, Reply)

I saw it
he had his hand up her skirt and EVERYTHING
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:28, Reply)

I hate you both. She'll never believe you anyway.
*sweats*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:29, Reply)

They were kissing
With tongues!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:29, Reply)

eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:29, Reply)

it was well gross

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:30, Reply)

she could get pregnant doing that, I reckon

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:31, Reply)

she probably is as well
slag
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:32, Reply)

Reading between the lines you seem to be grooming a sixteen year old child from the internet

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Haha, like FreeFair is going to get laid any time before he's 18 and can buy booze for the 14 year old girls at school.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:30, Reply)

or even then
14 year old girls can be quite choosy, as I know to my cost.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:31, Reply)

"Don't be stupid, if I had aids, do you think I would really be going around shagging girls? Besides, your stomach acid kills it off and I'll finish off in your mouth."

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:32, Reply)

Ah, I see you know all the lines sir.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:34, Reply)

oh 90Nz

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:34, Reply)

I heard him singing to himself "My little poooo-ney, skinny and boney", I can't remember what the rest goes like.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Oh lol
my little pony
Version 1:
My Little Pony
Skinny and bony
Made out of plastic
Looks like a spastic.
Version 2:
My little pony
Skinny and bony
Made out of rubber
And looks like a scrubber.
Version 3:
My little pony
Skinny and bony
Put it in bed, and pull off it's head
My little pony is dead.
Version 4:
My little pony
Skinny and bony
Sitting on the grass
Picking its arse.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:34, Reply)

lives in a stable
something about mable
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:34, Reply)