my dad used to drink newcastle brown ale
when my mother wasn't looking, i was allowed a bit. unbelievably vile.

mind you, he let me try his cigar once when i was about 8. i bowked everywhere. my mother nearly divorced him, but i reckon it's why i've never ever smoked, and why i can't bear guys who do. unless it's cigars. which is just hot.

nommy lunch ideas would be appreciated. at the moment i am thinking pasta salad...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:51, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

As weather is bad
I am going to have a Grazing pie with mash and gravy.

Newcastle Brown rules.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)

daddy issues?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Not any more

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Wait, so you can't stand the sort of smoking that didn't make you sick
and find the type of smoking that did make you sick sexy? And it seems from this that you find it sexy because your dad did it.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)

i think it's the TYPE of guy that does it
arrogant, suited, that sort of thing. the actual cigar itself is gross.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I'll be your Daddy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)

i've got one of those
can't you be my 6'2", blue-eyed, dark-haired, lean but muscled, suited and booted, ferrari-driving, demon-in-the-sack, multi-billionaire husband instead? thx.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)

At the risk of making you talk about your boyfriend again
how many of those does he tick?
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I tick none.
Worth a try.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I am vain enough to have checked.
50%, clearly not marriage material.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

he's half asian
so brown eyes. and not 6'2. but other than that, nearly all of them. especially the demon in the sack bit. very important, that.

although he was in quite a lot of disgrace at the weekend over the dates he suggested after getting back from holiday. after much debating when we are both free, he offered "friday lunchtime or saturday night". HELLO, those are 2 very different things, no??? if you are going to put them in the same category, either that's one platonic brief sat night - or one very scandalous lunch date. urgh.

or should i just think "dude, the guy texted you about 10 times a day from his holiday, and tried to arrange meeting up as soon as he got back, so relax" ?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:23, Reply)

From what you know of me
see if you can guess the answer.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)

from what i know of you
you'd have said "i'm back so why don't you come over now" ?

there is no ambiguity there. you are easy to understand.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Well yeah, I would.
But I meant the answer to the question you actually asked :P
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:30, Reply)

10 times a day?
Sounds like he is going off you
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)

argh don't tease the animals...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)

I love the smell of cigar smoke.
Usually gets me going a bit.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)