Can I just say
how much I am enjoying how easily wound up you lot seem to be, by a mere child. He's making fools out of you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:10, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

no more so than anyone else who talks a lot of shit
you for example.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:11, Reply)

hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I think you'll find
most of us don't need any help in that regard.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Dear man, should I mention some modern music to ruffle your feathers?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Tell him what you're listening to right now.
I bet he loves that shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I'm listening to Lady Gaga - Alejandro.
Seriously Monty - you should get into it. it's Ace.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I'd rather cut my ears off than listen to Lady Gaga.
Then again, this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MBjP0xw2HM
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Not her best track, I have to say
Still a cut above all other modern pop, however. Judas is a great tune.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I have thus far listened to "Born this Way", "Bad Romance" and "Poker Face".
Really enjoying it actually.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Lady Gaga is fucking shit
and in no way deserving of the praise she gets as a songwriter.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Have a look at my youtube link.
I promise it isn't trollish. Although the guy does look a lot like Frodo.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:22, Reply)

The faces make it awesome

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Not a bad guitar riff either in all honesty.
Monty would of course hate it, as it isn't Vivaldi.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Fuck Monty.
In fairness most of what he likes is actually good stuff, but the list of what he hates contains a lot of perfectly decent bands too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Fuck anyone who talks down your musical taste, frankly.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Pretty much
it's all subjective, and happy as I am to hear someone explain how wonderful what they like is, deriding stuff you don't like is only fun if you're slating something you both hate with a friend.

Edited to add: My musical taste can be pretty fucking sketchy at times though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I concur

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:39, Reply)

It's ace! I love it.
and you're right. he does. in a really weird way.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Such are the French, I guess.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Bad Romance is my favourite
I have even mixed into it seamlessly from a song by Monty's favourite band Combichrist.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I'm still waiting to have this demonstrated to me
Is it too late for you to get a DJ slot at InFest?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Yes it would be
Plus you know I can't really go there :p
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Oh yeah
Sorry mate, forgot - didn't mean to be insensitive
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:42, Reply)

they all sound the same you homme!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Proud of your offspring?
You trained him well.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:12, Reply)

He's the best sockpuppet I've ever created - since 'Bert' anyway.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:19, Reply)

If indeed he is a sock
He is the bestest sock ever and I (Nazi)salute you Monty. But I was referring to Darth's earliest insinuation that he was your illegitimate offspring.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Oh what's that mr kettle?
You don't get to see your mere child for one weekend and you get all pouty and stoppy.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Remind him he's immeasurably financially fucked too

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:14, Reply)

and terribly, terribly ugly

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:14, Reply)

And old.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:17, Reply)

My mere child?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:17, Reply)

she is a lake in the north

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:18, Reply)

*reels in fishing line*

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Named after the space station.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:22, Reply)

If I thought for a moment
that he was doing it on purpose, I'd happily call him the best troll I'd ever met.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I think he does actually believe
he's going to convince us he's right, if he just tries hard enough.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:15, Reply)

And that's the most annoying thing about him.
It's like a conspiracy theory who just won't shut up despite overwhelming evidence that they're chatting complete and total bollocks.

I had to deal with one of those recently. Fucking hell, what a dick.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Oh man,
I know who he is. The Tory Goat!
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I did think of The Goat.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Sadly he's not a big enough mentalist.
The Goat was genius, I wish he'd come back.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:24, Reply)

He was always an entertaining read
Happy Candlemas by the way.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Ta!

( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:26, Reply)

"The Goat"?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Proper tin-foil hat conspiracy theorist
Got banned in the end for being a Grade A cluck-cluck-gibber-gibber
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Wow... that's nuts.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)

he was a proper nutter
used to post really long rants, full of links and references and then when challenged he'd go back and edit loads.

entertaining as hell to see him arguing with someone like Enzyme
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Enzyme?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)

used to post more. can be seen on QOTW occasionally
he's an ethicist. has a very large brain.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Ah right, fair enough.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I remember reading his arguments.
was quite funny, even back then when I was a little oik.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Somebody so mental they're not allowed on b3ta
that's pretty fucking mental.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I believe that the Goat is back
and operating under a new name.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)

It's only slightly more deluded
than my hope that he might learn something if we keep explaining things to him on words of one syllable.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Can I just say, to everyone who's replied to Monty's post in an exasperated manner
that he is clearly winding you all up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:20, Reply)

This is true.
But teenagers are incredibly annoying. I'm wondering if it's a good idea for us all to put him on ignore (ToryBoy that is), but then again, I like getting angry.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:21, Reply)

God no
He's the best kind of entertainment. His utter refusal to back up his arguments with facts is hilarious.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)

You have a point there, oh Fabulous one.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I think I'm going to be sick...
Blueeerrrrrggggghhhhh.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Mind the sequins!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Too late.
Diced carrot is so in.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Oh dear.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I can make anything look good, darling
Smell is another matter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I Like This

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:33, Reply)