Have I told you lately about my peak physical condition?

( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Have I told you I'm going to fling myself off a 200ft tower?
You'll be sorry when I'm gone, Kroney.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)

I'll just have console myself with all my achievements
and my big, blue eyes with their 20/20 vision.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Hey!
I have blue eyes too. Captivating ones, apparently. And sight is so overrated.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Blue eyes are the best.
That's probably why I have them.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I didn't do biology, so I could be making this up
but aren't the genes for blue eyes recessive, which is why they're less common than other colours?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)

That is correct, green eyes are apparently rarer still
because they're fully recessive, whilst blue's not. Or something. It's been 15 years since I did biology.

They're undoubtedly the best, though.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)

fuck off grandad
I've been grooming her for longer.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I've been groomed by an actual murderer.
He bought me tyres for my car and everything.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Eeeew! which one?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)

front offside, front nearside, rear offside, and rear nearside.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)

He used to drink in our pub.
He always brought dog chews for Biscuit, who absolutely loved him. This guy
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)

She's older than I am.
Bad seductive tactics on your part :(
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Hey, I like a bit of GILF action me.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Well if she wasn't before
she'll now be absolutely frothing at the gash at a prospect of a night with you.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)

As she should be.
I'm fucking great in the sack I am.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)

*waves*

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Well Hello. *winning smile*
You're a bit young for me, but you'll do for practice and I like your attitude.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Positive and genial, that's me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)

OI!
How come I'll do as a GILF, and she's too young?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)

He's forgot you're younger than me. *laughs*

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)

You are as old as the man you feel.
I can offer you a 30-year age reduction just like that.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Oh man, you're smooth.
smooooooooth
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)

And don't you forget it junior/granddad (delete as appropriate)

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Oh, excellent! You might get some sleep then.
I think my next one will definitely be younger.
EDIT: that was a weird /ac. It was meant to just say 'excellent'...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Well, I think I am younger
than you anyway, than Kroney, maybe not, but if that's the case his youth is the callow inexperienced kind, while mine is the exciting, dangerous, bad-boy kind.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

And I'm even younger still!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Inexperienced, callow and likes to wear dresses
I still win *smugs*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Are you calling me Simon?
And I wouldn't say I lack experience. Then again, I could just say what I lack in experience I more than make up for in enthusiasm and stamina.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)