Uhhhhh..... how can you be so perky in the damn morning when I've not had my coffee yet?
Today is 3 hours of working/pretending to work, followed by an afternoon of cheering on my off spring at his school sports day, not been to one yet as a parent, so hoping ofr egg and spoon races.

In other news the young lad I left sleeping on my sofa is from Hull apparently. I did my best to avoid lazy stereotypes, (at least to his face) but it seems it really is an awful shit hole and even New Cross is OK by comparison. The poor boy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:29, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

OK, I think I've missed something here...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Do keep up AA, Comrade Quixote's fallen in love with a rent boy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Or alternatively
my mate has asked me to give her sound man a bed for 3 nights, although as it turns up he's catching a late train to Hull tomorrow night, so only 2.

You pick which version you prefer.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I prefer Rory's version

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:48, Reply)

You would
you pusillanimous pipsqueak.

good morning Tangles, hope the day finds you well
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Morning Comrade
It does indeed find me well and timid as ever.
Nice use of alliteration there.
I hope all is well with you also.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:19, Reply)

*bounces*

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Keep it in the bedroom please BGB.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:36, Reply)

*ogles*
*drinks coffee*

*wishes he had both a bacon & Mushroom sandwich and the lack of principles to eat it*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Bacon, onion and mushroom sandwiches with brown sauce are godly
I made one before I left for Sonisphere, but due to time had to bung it into a sandwich bag, and only got to eat it an our later. It was still fantastic.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:41, Reply)

That sounds good, yes
I now have a big sticky Danish which will help.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Schmeichel?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Gesundheit.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Google reveals this to be a football related reference.
I shall refrain from opening up the old "football's shit", "no it isn't", "yes it is" debate and merely point out that I am so clueless on the subject that I do not even know what David Beckham has named his latest spawn, I gather from the joke that it's number related, but it's only due to the jokes that I intuit he's somehow gotten that coat-hanger of a wife of his up the duff again. Come to think of it I don't even know if he's still playing the game.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:55, Reply)

He's the first Danish person that came to mind, that's all.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:58, Reply)

try you back out of it now will you?
you dress wearing, football following, lightweight fairy you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Not backing out in the slightest, simply explaining why.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Stop being logical
I'm tired and cunty and it spoils my fun.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I admire you
Not many people have got the guts to stand up for mushrooms
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Don't.
I'm sounding gay enough already this morning, if you start giving me compliments I'm sunk.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)

m ll
n c +you off.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Happy to oblige
You fucking cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:59, Reply)

You see? You see what happens? ^
It's too late now.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Oh, I see
So you pick up a rent boy, bum him into oblivion, allow him to crash on your sofa while he regains the use of your legs, and it's me complimenting you that makes you a screaming whoopsie.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:09, Reply)

A sad state of affairs it's true
but this seems to be the case. Also stop trying to pass the Screaming Bender Crown on to me, it's not gay if you're on the ramming end.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Hahaha
The Crown is non-transferable, I shouldn't worry. That said it was Crow's before me, but he still gets stick for his limp wrists so it appears the stench of bumderism never really washes off.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Meh, it's not the end of the world
Just keep spreading rumours about me and Welshy and it'll even things up.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:21, Reply)

She's not actually one of ours
She just lives there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Shhh!
you'll spoil the fun.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:32, Reply)

So your definition of "fun" as regards things you and Cavy can do together
is calling her Welsh?

Remind me how you managed to procreate?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:34, Reply)

it's not the calling her Welsh, it's the fits of apoplectic rage it generates.
I procreated in the usual manner, not that I'd expect you to know anything about that.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:57, Reply)

*polite applause*
Am not planning on doing any procreating soon, I must admit. Ironically, this is the missus' decision rather than mine.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Me neither
Once was enough, I love my son, but your missus has the right Idea.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Having lived in Hull for 6 months
I can confirm that it is indeed an awful shithole
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:43, Reply)