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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning pop pickers!Who's up for some stupid banter and light flaming?
NOT HALF!! Alan Freeman lols!
What does today hold in store for you?
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girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:34,
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Der der der der duh duh dar dar da daaaa!Er... me?
Today will mostly involve pretending to work whilst wasting endless hours on the internet. Followed by the dentist. Followed by a rehearsal.
You?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:44,
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Work, gym and lots and lots and lots of fannying about.(
girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:47,
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What have you done to deserve a bollocking?Still turning them sweetie : )
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girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:46,
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Nothing really. I'm just being used as a scapegoat at the moment, it's slightly upsetting but I'm trying not to care too much as I know I'm not actually doing anything wrong. Everyone's just shattered and bitchy here at the moment.
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wanderlust, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:54,
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Always the same when a new business is starting up.I seem to remember you changed jobs to start with a new bar setting up?
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girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:00,
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The place I'm in now has been open for a few years but has a new owner (who took me from my old job) and trying to get the restaurant manager to see things from a different point of view is a bit of a struggle. She's just not open to new ideas. Ho hum, it's a slow progress but hopefully we'll get there soon enough :)
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wanderlust, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:03,
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Horrific hangover.Utterly undeserved. Only had 4 ales FFS.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:47,
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I on the other hand had a bottle and a half of wineand under 6 hours sleep and feel comparatively fine.
It's the Birthday Effect.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:44,
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MorningI will try to do more work than normal to balance out the pitiful lack of it yesterday.
Last night I fell asleep watching Society, which I haven't seen for years, but it's on one of those channels that shows things a gajillion times so I should catch it again *phew* It's the best film starring someone that was in Baywatch EVER and I dare anyone else to say otherwise (er, outside of The Dirty Dozen and a few others I'll probably remember after hitting 'post')
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:48,
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Is Society the really gross one?Also, I think it's spelt U-K-U-L-E-L-E
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YesFunny, that's what Clint Eastwood said as well
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:01,
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You seriously NEED to see that filmIt's fucking fantastic.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:20,
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It's on the Lovefilm listAlong with an absolute fuckload of other stuff
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Harry Potter's at the topCos I haven't seen the first part and will be seeing the second soon. Apart from that it's all TV shows. Blame Amberl.
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If you watch Harry Potter over Gran Torino, you are a fool.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:32,
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One of the great 'well, what the hell do you mean by that?' lines in a Clint Eastwood film ever is.."You have a rendezvous with my ass, motherfucker!"
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:11,
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Are you saying it's better than Under Siege?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:54,
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That film amuses me far more than it should.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:11,
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You mean "at all"?It's about as funny as you'd expect a film made by those talentless cunts to be. There are only four good things about it.
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South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut is one of my favourite films(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:21,
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Me too+least
It's the only time I've ever gone up to the front desk at the end of a film and asked for my money and the last 90 minutes of my life back
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I just tried to send an email by hitting tab and spaceand got confused when it didn't send. I may be spending too much time on here.
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Not much, if truth be told.I'm going to see if another opportunity presents itself to write some toe-curlingly bad b3tan fanfic.
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Uhhhhh..... how can you be so perky in the damn morning when I've not had my coffee yet?Today is 3 hours of working/pretending to work, followed by an afternoon of cheering on my off spring at his school sports day, not been to one yet as a parent, so hoping ofr egg and spoon races.
In other news the young lad I left sleeping on my sofa is from Hull apparently. I did my best to avoid lazy stereotypes, (at least to his face) but it seems it really is an awful shit hole and even New Cross is OK by comparison. The poor boy.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:29,
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OK, I think I've missed something here...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:30,
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Do keep up AA, Comrade Quixote's fallen in love with a rent boy(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:33,
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Or alternativelymy mate has asked me to give her sound man a bed for 3 nights, although as it turns up he's catching a late train to Hull tomorrow night, so only 2.
You pick which version you prefer.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:39,
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I prefer Rory's version(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:48,
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You wouldyou pusillanimous pipsqueak.
good morning Tangles, hope the day finds you well
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:58,
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Morning ComradeIt does indeed find me well and timid as ever.
Nice use of alliteration there.
I hope all is well with you also.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:19,
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*ogles**drinks coffee*
*wishes he had both a bacon & Mushroom sandwich and the lack of principles to eat it*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:40,
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Bacon, onion and mushroom sandwiches with brown sauce are godlyI made one before I left for Sonisphere, but due to time had to bung it into a sandwich bag, and only got to eat it an our later. It was still fantastic.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:41,
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That sounds good, yesI now have a big sticky Danish which will help.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:49,
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Google reveals this to be a football related reference.I shall refrain from opening up the old "football's shit", "no it isn't", "yes it is" debate and merely point out that I am so clueless on the subject that I do not even know what David Beckham has named his latest spawn, I gather from the joke that it's number related, but it's only due to the jokes that I intuit he's somehow gotten that coat-hanger of a wife of his up the duff again. Come to think of it I don't even know if he's still playing the game.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:55,
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He's the first Danish person that came to mind, that's all.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:58,
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try you back out of it now will you?you dress wearing, football following, lightweight fairy you.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:00,
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Not backing out in the slightest, simply explaining why.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:01,
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Stop being logicalI'm tired and cunty and it spoils my fun.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:04,
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I admire youNot many people have got the guts to stand up for mushrooms
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Don't.I'm sounding gay enough already this morning, if you start giving me compliments I'm sunk.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:56,
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You see? You see what happens? ^It's too late now.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:02,
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Oh, I seeSo you pick up a rent boy, bum him into oblivion, allow him to crash on your sofa while he regains the use of your legs, and it's me complimenting you that makes you a screaming whoopsie.
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A sad state of affairs it's truebut this seems to be the case. Also stop trying to pass the Screaming Bender Crown on to me, it's not gay if you're on the ramming end.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:10,
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HahahaThe Crown is non-transferable, I shouldn't worry. That said it was Crow's before me, but he still gets stick for his limp wrists so it appears the stench of bumderism never really washes off.
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Meh, it's not the end of the worldJust keep spreading rumours about me and Welshy and it'll even things up.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:21,
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So your definition of "fun" as regards things you and Cavy can do togetheris calling her Welsh?
Remind me how you managed to procreate?
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it's not the calling her Welsh, it's the fits of apoplectic rage it generates.I procreated in the usual manner, not that I'd expect you to know anything about that.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:57,
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*polite applause*Am not planning on doing any procreating soon, I must admit. Ironically, this is the missus' decision rather than mine.
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Me neitherOnce was enough, I love my son, but your missus has the right Idea.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:07,
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Having lived in Hull for 6 monthsI can confirm that it is indeed an awful shithole
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:43,
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I must be really tiredas I don't understand your post. I'll laugh as if I did, though, so not to look stupid.
I lost my keys. Not too bother if it wasn't because they are my Redhill, Manchester and Tenerife keys, the whole set gone. Oh, well.
Today should be easy. Planning to stay in the office until 5pm and then maybe do a bit of unpacking and cross stitching back home. What about you?
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It's famous sayings from a famous 60's British DJ.Only us old B3tans will understand it.
Sorry to hear about your keys. Are you in this evening? I shall phone if you are.
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girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:44,
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I should beProvided there's someone to open the door for me.
How was your weekend? We had a lot of fun in Manchester, but I doubt we'll be doing it again soon. Too much time and money for a few hours dinner. And I got so sick on the train :(
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My weekend was awesome, apart from the rain.Aw hon! still feeling poorly. Next time I head to London I'll make sure I visit you.
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girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:51,
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I will mostly be getting angry that other people refuse to live up to my standards.I have had a great deal of sand in my vagina over other peoples' behaviour recently.
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Kroney, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:39,
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I fort yoo was a bloke????*panders*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:50,
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Today holds cakes and dossingas I brought cakes in to the office for my birthday (it was yesterday but I had the afternoon off and didn't want to cut down my cake-eating opportunities). Also my boss isn't in today and has left me a "please investigate and confirm my findings" task so I'll just agree with him and do nothing all day.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:51,
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Happy Birthday for yesterday sirI can't remember how old you are but I think you're furthering the noble cause of being older than me. So thank you.
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I am a veritable greybeardalso a literal one.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:05,
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It's not a Vipros / Billy Connolly beardjust a chinhugger.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:21,
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Good job it wasn't permanent marker thenNote to self; buy permanent marker
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i thought that "not 'alf" was more sid james, myself!had lovely fancy hair-do yesterday for: lunch with client, dinner with friend, vip meeting in cambridge today. then client cancelled, i had wrong day for dinner, and principals decided they didn't need lawyers at the meeting. so now i have lovely sleek hair and nowhere to go except my desk :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:58,
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i might be snobby and spoiledbut even i don't have a blow-job just to go to the ladies.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:06,
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Today has some boring work in storeLater on I shall drive to a mate's house for a catch-up chat and chips (they have a lovely chippy nearby). Hopefully her 20 month old daughter will be asleep by then, otherwise I'll have a toddler clambering all over me.
This weekend I'm driving down to Devon to see a girl, my first weekend of not working in a while!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:58,
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Wooo!Labs and his girlfriend sitting in a tree.
K.i.s.s.i.n.g.
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girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:01,
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*rolls eyes*(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:04,
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i think you've just answeredyour own point to labs, down there!
anyway, doggie is overrated, i think.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:13,
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you have no idea.It is a bit. It has its uses, and is good with some modification
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:14,
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omgrswipe and vipros in 100% agreement shocker!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:15,
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it happens.I don't disagree with people deliberately.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:17,
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I can't believe you are coming to Devonand not coming to see me, even briefly
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:08,
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He's a right bastard and no mistake.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:16,
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I was at work at 7:20 this morningI've written a long and distressing email to my father blasting him for being such a poor father to my sister and grandfather to my daughter. I've worked 8am-7pm the last two days and I won't be out of here 'til 7 tonight at the earliest. Last night I notice that my insolvency plan allows me £17 a month for lunches at work - for the next five years.
Wooo!!! YEAH!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:00,
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I tell you what I just cannot stop LOLing.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:04,
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A walls sausage roll is 75p in tescos and has 511 calories. FIVE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN.
I had one this morning, it was grim.
It does fit your budget, though.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:06,
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That's horrificBear in mind that you live in Birmingham and Monty lives in London. 75p for you is £41.37 for him.
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After a month of thoseLab's suggestion would probably look significantly more appealing.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:11,
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They're all vileAlthough, Tesco Sausage rolls, microwaved for 1 minute, then have them dipped into ketchup is one of my guilty pleasures.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:14,
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Most embarrassing of all the LOLs(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:23,
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Much as I hate to agree with Captain Quenderhe's right, the first 3 albums were OK, then it all got a bit wank.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:28,
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I also agree with this(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:29,
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I'm going to stick up for The Golden Age of Grotesqueafter that, it went horribly wrong.
Also, Mr Cavy, Vippers agrees with me a lot and no-one thinks he's a gobbler
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My memory of their discography is hazyAre you including Mechanical Animals in the 'OK' or 'Wank' section?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:31,
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I don't regard Smells Like Children as an album properwhich would make Mechanical Animals number three
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That was my thought(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:35,
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we are all in accord(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:38,
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Honda lols.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:39,
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that was the 4th one I thinkand I actually quite like it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:33,
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I rather like it tooThe one after that marked the decline in my mind.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:36,
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Holy Wood was disappointing, certainlyMechanical Animals is a great album, the only one which holds a candle to Antichrist Superstar IMHO. That's my morning listening sorted, cheers lads
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I have a lot of time for Portait of an American Family(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:40,
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This is like saying"Out of all the cancers, breast cancer is ok, but I wouldn't want bowel cancer."
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Kroney, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:33,
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Bowel cancer's a right pain in the arse.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:36,
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I heard he went knocking on door to door with a cabbage patch doll, a knife and some ketchup.... trying to shock people.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:39,
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Whenever I see the term "blasting" in this contextI immediately think of tabloid headlines.
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Kroney, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:01,
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Ouch, that'll be tough, but here's a suggestion that might helpKill yourself.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:04,
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Once I've cleared my 'to kill' list I will indeed.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:07,
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There aren't enough bullets in the world.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:21,
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You're claiming there aren't 6 billion bullets in the world?Supply and demand, Monts; there will be when you get started
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Yes, but the trouble is he can't afford them all.It's a vicious circle.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:25,
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He should start off by killing those with a price on their heads thenIt's not unrealistic to assume that his not knowing them doesn't affect his judgement re: their worthiness to continue breathing
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I'm making crossbow bolts out of bicycle spokes instead.Make do and mend, I always never say.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:29,
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Good man, that's the spirit.There's loads of those bent Barclays bikes around as well, so you have a constant supply.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:31,
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The last time somebody had that problem they switched to gas(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:29,
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I think that brings us back to the issue of costFucking privatisation
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this advice applies to so many people and so many scenarios(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:14,
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I'm trying to get it published as the ultimate self-help guideAnd then I'll re-brand it as the fastest and most successful weight-loss plan.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:16,
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A second day spent in bed with the curtains closed sleeping.*shakes fist at something*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:01,
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Are you ill or something?Glad to hear you finally have curtains though.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:05,
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what with all the fist-shaking in bedIYKWIM, AITYD
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:08,
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Yeah maybe.I have "curtains" which are actually duvet covers trapped in the top of the double doors. Friends can be so unreliably crap sometimes.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:18,
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Yeah, damn those friendsNice tv by the way.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:20,
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Noel has a transvestite in his flat?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:21,
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Yep, shim was very pleasant too(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:21,
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Shimmying now sounds like a bizarre sexual practice...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:28,
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Cheers, it's weird that everyone says that.It feels kind of like I'm living in an episode of The Sims.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:22,
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