Gay men are better at pop music than black women.
Discuss. Try to keep in mind that if you have any strong disagreements then you're almost certainly racist, sexist and homophobic. And bum dogs.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:18, 78 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Anybody tries the Joan Armatrading gambit and I cut them.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I don't want to see anyone starting on the sistas
You can decide which demographic this applies to yourselves
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I can neither confirm nor deny this statement.
Because I am deaf.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Typical of deaf cowards to sit on the fence.
That's why god punished them with shit-ears.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)

In that case.
Gay men are better to look at than black women - discuss.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

well, I ain't going to shag either

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)

That's prejudiced on so many levels! :)

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I know! I might as well be a nazi

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)

The Nazis were rubbish at pop music.
That's the worst thing about them.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)

gaycist

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Haha!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)

You confused me. I couldn't figure out who you were.
But then, I'm easily confused.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

my new favourite portmanteau

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)

You say that as if you would ever be given the choice.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)

sorry, that should have been
'well I ain't going to get to shag either'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

You should probably stop objectifying me then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Are you a gay man or a black woman?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)

It's an object.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

A FABULOUS object, thank you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Like a Faberge Optimus Prime.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Congratulations
See below
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

This is a prouder moment than becoming a father or a doctor.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I have aspirations towards neither
and shall therefore never know the comparative joy you are undergoing at this moment.

*kills self*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)

That's horribly disabledist.
I'm going to come over to your house and sign obscenties at you whilst making a rough approximation of how I think the words look with my mouth.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)

The Greased-Up Deaf Guy!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

This is the most arousing thing I have read in the last hour.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

I'm not surprised
what with you being a sweaty, chubby fingered virgin and all that.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:05, Reply)

This is the second most arousing thing I have read in the last hour.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)

I'm not surprised
etc.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)

I am neither a gay man nor a black woman.
Therefore I must be really shit at pop, and shouldn't be allowed an opinion.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)

You must be a woman.
X > Y
a ∉ (X ∪ Y)
∴ a shit at pop

That's some half-arsed logic.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)

she just didn't show all her working

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Nice girls don't show their workings

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

They do if your name is Jack the Ripper.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Schoolgirl error.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Hello b3th, are you as pretty today as ever? Or even prettier?
Today I got some dill pickle mints and some root beer and am a bit gutted that we wasted a lunch going to some shitting chain place in the middle of a shopping centre when we could have gone to this place called The Mock Turtle and had amazing stunning almost-as-georgous-as-you Rarebit.

Going to some american joint tonight, OH BOY.

Me and you should totally get a place here.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I totally did a small "snirk" at your gaz this morning.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:01, Reply)

=D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Do you define every place you ever visit by the food that you experience there?
I'm just every little bit as gorgeous as I usually am, Gonz, thank you for asking.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Fabulous !
Nah', a lot of foods I don't get to experiance that I would like too, I can only eat so much, and it's not much. I just enjoy the food I do though. I also count places on the dogs I see, lots of dogs here.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:19, Reply)

So you're telling me, for example
that Will Young is better than any female Motown act? Fuck off.
(berk, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)

You must be a woman too.
That's even weaker logic.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)

I dig Will Young, he's got a new album out this year I think.
I love that "There's a rose, in a fisted glove, and the eagle flys, with the dove. And if you' can't be, with the one you love.... love the one you're wiiiiiiiIIII^{iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith}" song.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:22, Reply)

How do you feel about black men and pop?
I'm only asking because I had a dream last night that I was dating Lil Wayne.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)

I think they generally spend too much time in the gym and try too hard to act like pimps.
From which I can only conclude that they're all woolly woofters.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)

TOO MUCH time in the gym?
That's just silly.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Gyms are for gays, fat chicks, and men with small penises.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

And what do all the others do to keep in shape?
Be specific, I'm going to print this out and post it all over my work and house so I know what to do from now on.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Specifically fight and fuck.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:58, Reply)

That's it?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:02, Reply)

at the same time.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:04, Reply)

It beats sitting in a pool of fatboy sweat and moving numbered lumps of iron from one place to another
while women in ill-fitting leotards fart their way through unattractive dance routines to ear-fucking eurodance.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Made by gay men.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:14, Reply)

zing!
Afternoon you old fart. How are you today?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Fucking dreadful
You?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)

There are no gays in Italy.
You terrible anti-semite.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:20, Reply)

No they are fucking not. Don't be fucking stupid.
In the gay corner: Bronski Beat, Marc Almond, Liberace, that chutney from Boyzone, you know, the dead one, from natural causes, Sylvester, David fucking Bowie, etc etc just NO.

In the black women corner: Marva Whitney, Lyn Collins, Aretha Franklin, Sharon Jones, The Ronettes etc etc OF COURSE.

BLACKAMOORS - WIN.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:13, Reply)

What sort of racist fuck doesn't even know the difference between pop and funk and soul?
You probably have an ironic little nigger boy statuette on your lawn.

And you've left out Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Erasure, Boy George and the entire roots of modern pop music in the new york gay underground, you fucking queer basher.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:20, Reply)

'the entire roots of modern pop music in the new york gay underground'
Have you taken leave of your senses entirely?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:28, Reply)

What kind of racist fuck thinks that funk and soul are anything other than black pop music?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Are you saying black people have different pop music?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:31, Reply)

I'm saying that they come over here with their smelly food and steal our jobs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)

AND I hurt my penis because of you, earlier.


I HATE YOU.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Well if you will wank it raw EVERY time
you see Dr Shambolic's name on b3ta you deserve what you get
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:31, Reply)

I learnt my 'trade' in the New York underground. What can I say?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Oh, so YOU'RE responsible for modern pop music.
Well, I hope you're proud of yourself. Nobody's amused.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Look I'm sorry OK.
I was high on poppers. I didn't know what I was doing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)

The rest of the New York gay underground
I expect.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Bazinga

( Kroney, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Haha, 3 replies, genuinly upset. GETTED GOTTED....GUTTED.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Are you still in Brighton?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)

...with the rest of the founders of modern pop music.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Yeah', going to some american joint tonight, OH BOY, ribs and fried stuff.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Is that soul food place that was on Gordon Ramsay still there?
Mama someone?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Since you are where you are
"oh boy" might be exactly what you end up with. And watch out for the "stuff".
( Kroney, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Sorry about that.
But this is the first bit of genuine trolling I've done for fucking ages and not one person calls me a troll. This place is like the internet that time forgot.

I bet if I say something snarky in the next thread then some witless fucking wonder will bark TROLL like a fucked dog startled by a fucking doorbell.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:47, Reply)

No gay man has ever produced a song of this quality
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHxc3e2TJXc
It's fucking perfect.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:24, Reply)

I love you Barry.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 19:57, Reply)