I am not Gonz.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 7:19, 55 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A lyklee story

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 7:45, Reply)

We want proof.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:02, Reply)

It'd be easier to change your Gonz-like sig than to keep protesting...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:03, Reply)

I am Plumdozer

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:11, Reply)

I am Spartacus.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:13, Reply)

You're not fooling anyone Gonz.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:21, Reply)

OH GOSH OH BOY
I noe, rite?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:23, Reply)

That's better, accept who you are.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:24, Reply)

I am not Spock.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Je ne suis pas une pipe

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Very good.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Merci

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I just read yesterday's slash fiction on the popular page
I can't unsee that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I am not sure I can be bothered to work today
But I can't think of any alternatives.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Hand................toilet...................getting it yet?

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Stick your hand down the toilet?
You are an odd woman.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)

but lovely with it.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)

well, yes..
But I still have no clue as to your initial post's meaning sadly.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Throw a sicky?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I would but I've been at work for an hour and a half now
But the boss is on holiday so I don't actually have to do anything.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Punch yourself repeatedly in the face until you die.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Aww Monty
I wuv you, why don't you wuv me?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)

suicide

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Don't you have to be kind of on a downer for that to work.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:26, Reply)

I strongly believe he should have a try at least.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Your about 2.5 years too late for that suggestion to have any appeal
But thanks for trying.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Learn Icelandic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Mig langar að rassinn þú ítrekað

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Thanks!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)

þú ert velkominn

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:32, Reply)

That's easy for you to say...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)

instalyrics.com/artists/457636-elemental-tom-caruana/lyrics/8491277-0800-sickie
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Thank goodness, because if you were me, then I have no idea who I'd be.
Hypotheticly though, and I'm just talking at the moment, nothing serious at all, but if I was you... and I'm not saying I am able to do the swap in the slightest..... would I be able to see more knickers or would it be more knicker-blocker-glory ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I am not interested.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I am not the man my mother was.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I am the way, the truth and the light.
I am also a fucking cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:24, Reply)

You are however a numpty

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:26, Reply)

I... AM.... IRON MAN!
ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-nerrr ne-ne-nerr
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:26, Reply)

your iron man ne ne's don't work

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:28, Reply)

They just make him worse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Monty in knowing words to shit song by the Verve shocker!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:31, Reply)

My pal Ian used to be their sound man.
They are 'cunts'. Shocking revelation.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:33, Reply)

A b3tan went to school with them
I think he said the same.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I have the instrumental version of that.
That's how FUCKING COOL I am.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Have you heard this version?
www.finderskeepersrecords.com/discog_fkr45006.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Ooh that looks good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I wish I was a little bit taller.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:28, Reply)

i wish i was a baller

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I wish I was a baller.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Fucking midget.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:33, Reply)

*puts on deep, gravelly voice*
I'M BATMAN.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)

no one wants to start a non-shit thread then?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)

you start one and I'll reply.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I have.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:43, Reply)