Why hasn't anyone mentioned you have a really fit girlfriend?

( wanderlust, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:59, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He does?
Wow, she must have low standards. I wonder what's wrong with her.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:00, Reply)

:(

( wanderlust, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Well, you must know you can do better.
I hear Chompy's single. And very good looking.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:05, Reply)

you haven't met him, have you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Chompy?
Nope, but I gather you have.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:08, Reply)

nah
just going off what i've heard from every other female on here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:09, Reply)

OK, guess the rumours are untrue then
I've seen his profile pic on Facespace, he looks OK, probably prettier than me if I'm honest.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:12, Reply)

what rumours?
nobody is prettier than you, clearly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:14, Reply)

*nods sagely*

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Things scrawled on Toilet walls that make Luggage's most recent effort look like Mills and Boon
Most kind of you to say dear lady, but surely your HOT MAN (Ja-mez wasn't it?) is prettier by far as well as better endowed and richer.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Going for an English lols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:22, Reply)

i'm not gonna lie to you
he is extraordinarily HOT. although his brain is worth soooo much more than his torso. mmmm. double first from cambridge. that's the kind of thing that makes me really squelchy.

he's from essex though. so it's more jimmyboyrebel innit, than it is jam-ez, suntan or not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Dear me, I cannot compete
I have but a 2:1 from an ex-polly to my name, at least I'm not from Essex though, I'll cling on to that in a desperate attempt to keep some sense of superiority.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Yeah, I've now come across a picture of him on facespace
and can no longer imply he has a face like a smacked arse. I find this somehow disappointing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Doesn't rule out Personality-based insults
I think those are fair game.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:19, Reply)

yeah right
because nobody would put the only good picture of themselves on the entire planet, taken at a miraculous angle, on the internet...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:22, Reply)

*Raised eyebrow*

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:24, Reply)

what?
i am just saying, you know, sometimes the camera DOES lie!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Not just the camera.
Photoshop has removed more chins than the Japanese army love.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:27, Reply)

I tend to do the opposite myself
but then anybody who meets me is pleasantly surprised that I am not the gurning spastic you see in most of my FB pics.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)

But the pictures weren't put there by him.
They were on Amberl's bash photos, and Chompy was in the background.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:31, Reply)

i was being a bit more general
and definitely including myself in my comment!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Oh, I'm the same.
I think one in every fifty pictures of me gets my approval. Possibly even fewer than that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I have the body of a God!
Shame it's Cthulhu R'lyeh.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:07, Reply)

well, hello there

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Hello, just planning my next literary epic.
All I need are names to fill in the blanks.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:09, Reply)

He's alright really.
He makes me laugh, and not only out of pity.
( wanderlust, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:13, Reply)

This is important
And one suspects under all the derision of perfectly good musics and stories of heroic drug taking, he's actually a decent bloke. Certainly seems a devoted father. Just don't tell the old bastard I said so, right.

Edit: had assumed you meant Monty, ho hum.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:24, Reply)

I did mean Monty.
Chompy makes me laugh too though and he has lovely soft hands.
( wanderlust, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:38, Reply)

THIS IS THE NICEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER SAID ABOUT ME

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:24, Reply)

We're all too jealous.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:02, Reply)

You told me he was more of a friend with benefits?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:02, Reply)

He doesn't get benefits.
Got one of dem job tings innit.
( wanderlust, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Really? If that's true how do you describe his dress sense?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Iron Maiden Roadie chic

( wanderlust, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:08, Reply)

+k

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:18, Reply)