One pound fucking fifty!
For a loaf of fucking bread!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I know!!!!!
It's almost cheaper to employ an immigrant and have them make it from scratch.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)

The thing is
if you're prepared to eat that doughy grey cardboard shit, you can get it for about 49p a loaf.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)

That's the thing that used to piss me off the most
when I lived with students. Cheap bread - false economy.

And that they are whining self-satisfied cunts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Cheap lavatory paper is an even worse 'economy'.
It simply will not do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Although I find the Quilted
stuff just spreads it around. Especially if it is particularly rich shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)

You need something rough for a bit of grip on the bottom.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Such as Bronco 'Hardwipe'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I just use a brick normally.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Lightweight.
I just bake it on with a hairdryer and wait for it to drop off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

belt sander if you're in a hurry

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Conversely, Kleenex triple velvet with aloe vera
is fucking shit. Our bathroom looked like Bobby Sands' prison cell the first time I used it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Or am I thinking of the wrong person?
Some IRA prisoner that smeared shit up the walls as a protest, anyway.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Sands it was.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Thought so.
Anyway, yeah - triple velvet. Awful stuff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

even with Izal
you'd have to go some to fling it all over the walls, surely...?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I was exaggerating.
really, if you're going to wipe your arse with triple velvet, then you may as well reach into the bowl for your shit and smear it all over yourself; the effect is pretty much the same. I thought I'd forgotten how to wipe my arse the first time I used it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Hahahahahaha!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Luckily I cottoned on quickly
and NEVER BOUGHT THE GOD AWFUL STUFF AGAIN!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)