You do appreciate that black people are not white people who've been subjected to a food preservation process, right?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Nonono, what I mean is, if you get smoked bacon or unsmoked bacon, it tastes the same, despite people insisting it doesn't.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:42, Reply)

it tastes different!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:45, Reply)

It all tastes lousy to me.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I bet you reckon leaks have a flavour too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:47, Reply)

don't you start
I don't think I've ever eaten leeks except in a soup
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Oh no, it wasn't a racist thing, I genuinly think Leaks is the most pointless vegtable there is.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)

I love them
they're not too oniony and go nice with all sorts of things.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I am not overly partial to their squeaky texture.
They are the worst of the onion department, in my expert opinion.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

i hate them
but not as much as sprouts
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Sprouts get poor press due to most people's inability to cook them well.
On my life they can be delicious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)

I concur
they're fabulous. I have a friend whose brother's convinced her they were Martian brains when she was 5, which is a much better reason for not liking them.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Don't smoke so much.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)

You ridiculous fucking mouth fail.
Go back to eating microwave ready meals.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

I like you, I've decided.
Revel in the validation.
( Kroney, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I'll most probably have a wank about this.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)

You post on the internet
the only thing that could stop you wanking would be to have both your hands cut off and, even then, that'd probably just spur you on to have a Jacksonectomy on your ribs.
( Kroney, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)