best of all the surprises.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

not when it's from a giant tuna

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Do fish actually have penises? (Peni?)
I thought the girly fish laid eggs and the boys bukaked all over them...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Some have an adapted fin.
Not all fish lay eggs, some are livebearers.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:57, Reply)

but does this include Tuna
and is this fin capable of bumming a human, specifically BGB in this case?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Tuna lay eggs
so there.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Most fish do.
However, some tropical freshwater species like platys and swordtails give birth to live young. The males have a pointy fin at the back before the tail which is essentially a piscine cock.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I freely admit I know a lot of weird stuff.
I could have stood not knowing this though.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)

I keep tropical fish.
Therefore I know this sort of stuff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)

In your underpants?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Alexei Sayle lols.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)

this may be true, but it's not the point.
The point is that Cavey is wrong and BGB is not about to get bummed by her sandwich.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I am never wrong!
there was no implication of penis - could be another bit of the fish
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Bumming implies penis
End of.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)

dildo?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Why thank you, most kind.
So you're implying Tuna bum people with Dildos now are you?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)

ummm...yes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Jesus christ.
And still it's Fine Upstanding Me and Poor Virginal Luggage that are called creepy and weird.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)

my halo is shinier
edit: b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1296579#post1296588
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:55, Reply)

You are rory
truefact
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:00, Reply)

mollies do this too
i know this because my friend had tropical fish at uni (horrible things that ate each other. and the bubbling water tank noise made you need a piss all day and all night). she had a black molly. when she was sad one day, i bought her a silver molly to cheer her up.

i had no idea mollies were live-bearing fish. i had no idea i had somehow managed to pick the only female in the tank (apparently they normally only sell males). shortly afterwards she had about 10 tiny baby mollyfish. they were so cute. we stood there transfixed. then the albino shark swam past. stopped. swam back. just sucked them up like spaghetti. we were too shocked to cry. she had to buy a breeding net, but chasing tiny little fuckers with a spoon around a big tank full of big fish that wanted to eat them was not an easy task.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I reckon you and thinggy should make love like fishes do.
Basicly, you have a good ol' wank in the bath tub, and then at thinggy's conviniance she nips into the bath tub to pick it up.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:03, Reply)

but where's the fun in that?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)

You get to pretend you're bumming a sailor.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)

The plural is "penes".
Happy to help.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Thank you Kroners old chap
Much aprixiated.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)