'Internet weirdo in 'goes for walk' shocker'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That's the one.
I'm walking with a radio DJ, his co-presenter, producer and a news reader. I may be starting to regret this.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:28, Reply)

If you don't push the radio DJ into the Solent you are doing society a massive disservice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:30, Reply)

He's a good friend, although a little misguided.
Having been knocked back from applying to work in children's TV, he has now applied to be on The Apprentice.

I despair sometimes.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:33, Reply)

This further detail only makes Monty's suggestion sound more and more sensible

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)

"I am desperate to be on TV, Srallen"
You can smell the desperation on those fuckers through the TV.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)

You're not allowed to call him Srallen anymore.
It's Lord Sugar now.

Pretentious twat.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:39, Reply)

That would make him Lord of the Dunce

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Social-climbing little peasant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I think my idea of opening a chip shop in Jerusalem called 'Arbeit Macht Fry' is superb.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:44, Reply)

If he gets on The Apprentice
we *will* mock him. He is aware of this?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:38, Reply)

i don't even watch the aprentice
but i suspect everyone will, that seems to be what it's there for
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:39, Reply)

As much as I love watching it
(and, I have to admit, the X Factor auditions), who watches the programme, sees the idiots on there being made to look like idiots, and thinks 'well, that won't happen to me'?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Similarly
who books a table at Hells Kitchen on the first night? You're not going to get a fucking meal you idiots, and if you do it'll be shit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)

because being on telly
validates our tiny lives
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Happens every time you walk down the street in all fairness.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)

airstrip1lols

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)

If he ends up on TV, I'll be sure to let him know.
In his defence he is a very good bloke- very honourable and a thoroughly decent man. Truly, a rare breed.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)