Oh, not much
Just moving to the other end of the country to live with two strange men I've never met, in a house I've not seen to start a job I'm not allowed to talk about.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:41, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Are you going into witness protection?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:42, Reply)

It sounds like you've been sold into the sex trade.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:43, Reply)

That happened years ago.
Old news now.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:44, Reply)

spy?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I could tell you if you're right or not,
But then I'd have to kill you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:45, Reply)

You can tell me
I'm going to die on Sunday anyway.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Is this from the job interview at *censored*?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)

*censored*
I *censored* on *censored* and hopefully I should *----censored-----* Its *censored* :D
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Awesome
I'm really glad for you, and I'm sure you will enjoy working under *censored* at *censored* for the next *censored* months.

Strange question I know, but will it do wonders for your CV?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Hopefully... yes
Especially since this is where I want to work after I graduate anyway.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Ahh, cool cool
Is it just a summer placement? There's a couple of lads living in my house who are working at AZ over the summer.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Nah, all my third year.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Ahh, awesome.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)

I have SC security clearance
gaz me, I promise not to tell.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

So do I, on point of fact.
People seem surprised at this, and I can't for the life of me think why.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I'd quite like to *censor* all over your *censor* until we both shout at the top of our voices *censored* and then have really mucky sex that requires tarpooling.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)

tarpooling
sounds very very painful for people with body hair.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:53, Reply)

*late pander*

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)