One of my father's pupils stole some money and got found out.
He had to stay at ours during the expulsion process as he'd stolen from boys in his House and was thus persona non grata.

Whilst he was at ours he necked two bottles of paracetamol and was stretchered out in the middle of the night.

I had a mate staying over and initially we were heartily LOLing about him throwing up. We did feel a teensy bit bad about that when he nearly croaked.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:21, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Two suggestions of a conscience in one day?
Slipping up there Mont, if you are not careful other human emotions may start showing through and then you are finished.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)

when the proles smell weakness...

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Poor Boycie
He'll have to hide up an oak tree or something.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Who're you calling a prole?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

He's lucky not to have died.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)

I almost developed kidney failure once from an e coli infection
It was easily the most pain I have ever been in. I imagine liver failure is a damn sight worse than that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)

And not forgetting the jaundice.
That must suck too.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)

especially as yellow is such a hard colour to co-ordinate with.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I hear green with apricot works quite well.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

don't let Monty know you got that information from Red Dwarf
I suspect you're on thin ice aready
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I think I've burned my bridges with him already.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)

You can pull it back.
Write a sequel where he's on the ramming and and you'll be fine.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I think I reached my peak with that.
You go ahead and write it mate, say about him and Bert's sister or something.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Not a hope.
He's not totally cunty to me sometimes, this is almost like us being best buds, I will not jepodise (OK, I know I spelled that wrong, and so does Chrome, but I'm fairly sure that "oxidised", "anglepoise", "Methodism" "oxidise" are not closer to what I wrote than the proper spelling.) this.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

What? how the.... what the? One of your farther's pupils, who was getting chucked out of school, had to stay at his house? what? really?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)