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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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As someone who has hair which apparently marks me out as an empty-headed bimbo
I side with the gingers

stop this hairism now!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:04, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
there's nothing wrong with being a ginger.
I have red in my hair and mostly alright.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:04, Reply)
But your hair colour does increase your chances of getting fingered.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)
from 0.5% to 0.7%?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)
Head to the next bash
That'll increase your chances hugely.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Your chatup lines just get worse and worse.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Morning Monty. I am def going to be in London w/e of the 20th so if you do fancy a beer at some point
I will be staying in Streatham? but happy to travel if you are about.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:13, Reply)
I'm afraid I am allergic to South London but by all means let's have a pint or two.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)
Good man, I'll gaz you nearer the time.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)
When you next heading Alderley Edge way?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)
September I think. One of the girls is moving into a flat with a sauna/wet room.
Too tempting.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)
What can I say, I'm getting lazy!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)
um...yay?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:13, Reply)
I met up with an okcupid girl last week. Think I might close my account.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)
as in she was awesome and better than you can imagine
or that it was such a disaster it's not worth it?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)
as in
A) not the same girl as the pictures, not even similar.
B) Borderline retarded
C) Smelly
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)
hey! I didn't realise that was you

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)
HAHAHA
Nice leggings you had on... were you aware the world could see your X-men pants?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:22, Reply)
but they are my best ones!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:23, Reply)
You just like having wolverines face on your snatch!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:27, Reply)
FYI, those sideburns weren't printed on, they were poking out.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:28, Reply)
This deserves a click

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:52, Reply)
Was she going Rogue?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:27, Reply)
there's a storm in my pants
and it's rated X
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:30, Reply)
*unzips*
I call mine Cyclops.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:31, Reply)
I don't know anything about the X Men
so I can't join in with these puns.

Curses!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:38, Reply)
they wear lycra and are bent

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:49, Reply)
and it spits like Toad

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:40, Reply)
It's a Beast.
She loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:46, Reply)
May I just say
'fuck off you nerds'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:40, Reply)
you're on the internet
so no
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)
Not to worry, I won't be there.
I'm simply commenting on the success many people have had at bashes.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)
I've been to 3 and nothing!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)
You could do a poppet
and charge a cancellation fee
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)
Not the best!
Must try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)
That sounds like the alcohol content of BK's favourite beer.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)

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