My mate's trying to pick me up but he's stuck in Purley.
Croydon is completely closed off. I want to get out there, he better find another way to mine.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:22, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Good luck Bazza!
Don't wear your favourite jacket.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Yep, they're definitely stuck.
The buses better be running but I can't see it. Suicidal? Probably. Idiotic? Definitely. Fuck it, you live once. Tally ho ladies and gents.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:25, Reply)

good luck
take a screwdriver

are you sure this is really a good idea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)

You'll be fine Barry.
You've been to enough away games.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)

Fingers crossed Mate
Hope you make it out OK
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:28, Reply)

I really don't care in the slightest whether or not anything happens to you.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)

You're all heart, Al.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Better that than sending pretend internet sympathy tea

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:34, Reply)

oh my god your not dead!!!!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:38, Reply)

Then you will no doubt be happy about the complete lack of worry displayed about you good self.
Difference being some people like Barry.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:39, Reply)

I quite like Rory.
Not sure why though.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Cheers Woodside, we have to stick together during these tough times

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:44, Reply)

I actually do not hate him
and sometimes he's funny, but beyond that I'm not bothered, he spends too much time trying to be a cock-end.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:45, Reply)

don't be a tit al.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:34, Reply)

you think the man has a choice?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:34, Reply)

Yes,
How's your end holding up? ooer/
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Lots of plod and ambos whizzing past
Riots to the left of me, riots to the right of me, but still dead quiet here, no news is good news, but will have a fun time sleeping.

A little worried about Stunned TBH
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:38, Reply)

stunned?
oh shit yeah. Like you say no news is good news.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Set Your Faces to Stunned lives in Lewisham
and hasn't been on yet that I know of.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:41, Reply)

I'd been hoping you'd burnt to death by now, don't you reside in a flat over some shops on the main street?
Best check the smoke alarm tonight
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:36, Reply)

it's an estate agents.
Looters are not yet that desperate.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Awwww, I'm sorry Bobbywobby
I didn't mean to make you upset.

Look, I realise this is going to be hard for you to hear, but it's best I get it out of the way now, then we can all move on.

Here it is.

I don't know you, I don't know Barry, I don't know Rory.

I'm never going to meet you, I'm never going to meet Barry and I'm never going to meet Rory.

As a consequence of this, whether or not you, or Barry or Rory are alive or dead or tied to a chair in a basement having holes drilled in your legs makes absolutely no difference to me in the slightest so I really don't care.

But, if the latter were to happen, and you logged on to the internet to tell us all, firstly I wouldn't believe you, and then if it became evident that it was true I would laugh.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:37, Reply)

yeah can't be fucked to read this at all

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:38, Reply)