Not too shabby boss
Working from home today which means better coffee and more often. I am "compiling a report" i.e. reading b3ta
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

we can help
what's the report on?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:02, Reply)

I hope it's breasts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:04, Reply)

*breaks out the BBSD*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:08, Reply)

which is?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:09, Reply)

B3tan Bra Size Database
Should probably be BBSDb
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)

i think i'm on that

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Yes you are
One of a disappointingly select group
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Am I?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Of course not
You're far too sensible to share that information with scum like me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)

*shames*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)

It's worse than that
Everyone on it, with the exception of CHCB who just gave the information up, would be listed amongst my favouritest B3tans.

FEEL SULLIED BY THIS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:29, Reply)

*shudder*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I don't know whether to be offended or relieved that I'm not amongst your favourite b3tans.
I'm opting for relieved.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Big Bollocked Swedish Dude.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)

i wish i was on that

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:14, Reply)

ICT Support Incidents 2010-2011
and the analysis thereof

Hence b3ta and coffee
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)

i can't make that funny
something about needing a bra for a computer?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:11, Reply)

We need to work out what ICT could stand for that's funny
Internet Cretinous Thinking?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:14, Reply)

intergrated cunt theory

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)

This is depressingly near the mark

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Good lad.,
I'm interviewing at noon but I've already taken a slight dislike to the woman. Plus she's severely overqualified.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I thought you liked Amberl?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I wouldn't need to interview Amberl, you oaf.
Apart from via ye Castynge Couche, of course.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Hahaha
So how is this woman severely overqualified? And why is that a problem for you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)

She can read

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)

and is bright enough
to make a sexual harrassment case.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)

It's hard to call the police with a cock in your mouth.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Thish ish troo
*gags*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Yeah, like you'd gag
Itsh not Dutch Schteve you know
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:00, Reply)

A WITCH!!!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I need a 15k office junior.
This woman has several marketing qualifications including a 2:1 degree - after I've spent a couple of weeks showing her the ropes - and my prodigious cock, of course - she'll be bored to death by the work and leave.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:23, Reply)

£15K is fuck all in London, isn't it?
One is forced to assume any ambitions she may have towards progression or promotion will be found hilarious
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Hence I need a teenager.
She may become promoted to anal if she tries hard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Your company's vacancy advertising template must be very interesting

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:34, Reply)

In the next section, please tick the appropriate boxes where you would accept a cock
[ ] Twat
[ ] Arse
[ ] Mouth
[ ] Ear
[ ] Armpit
[ ] Nose (kinky)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I took an instant dislike to someone trying to get a job here, after he insisted the MD phone HIM back
Don't think he'll be employed here anytime soon.

overqualified disabled
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Silly man
Drugs can't use a phone
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)