Perhaps but I don't spend my free time boring the shite out of people with my latest pink purchase
or what toffee nosed oik I've hoodwinked into rubbing diet coke into my perfectly toned calves...
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Calm down dear
/ Winner Cameron

Bradley Cooper is neither pink nor a purchase
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)

I think it's bobby's time of the month
he's awfully sensitive today
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I am in a foul mood today.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

KFC for lunch then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

die

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Well, if I ate enough, I suppose.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

any reason?
I'm trying to decide if it bothers me that I'm at work on my birthday, my mrs won't be home till half 6, and while she is cooking me a really nice dinner, it won't be ready until almost too late to actually do anything afterwards.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)

don't let it bother you
I didn't work on my birthday the last couple of years because of half term and was bored out of my skull to a point where I felt sorry for myself. At least if you are in work people buy you cake and make a fuss of you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:23, Reply)

not in my industry
you have to buy cake on your own birthday. I've told the one person who is left here who I'm friends with. I've not bothered mentioning it to anyone else.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Yeah, your birthday is not so important by the time you hit 30
My advice is to relax with a nice beer and a reefer until the Mrs gets home. Although, I suspect you don't need me to suggest that...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:46, Reply)

She'd want purchase though.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:02, Reply)

i thought this was bobby?
am i wrong?

anyway, whoever you are, don't be a cunt. clearly i don't spend my FREE time doing that, i only do it when i'm at work.

next?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:02, Reply)

It is Bobby
but he seems to be in a bad mood
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

how disappointing. oh well, i got over it.
i maintain that sex and shiny stuff are GOOD THINGS, and anyone who disputes it is either lying to us or to himself.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)

When you have neither, envy is likely though.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)

trudat

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

If you see my original post
I have shiny things covered. Sex might take longer, but when I've slimmed down enough to fit into the Roland Mouret dress I will have looted, it will come.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)

you do not need to slim
but in the short term, just loot two dresses and a stapler.

done.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Haha Roland Mouret squared

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)