Reheated Nommy Pizza from last night
I'd loot Swipey's Flat, totally.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Her stuff wouldn't fit you.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)

No, but I could sell it all and be minted Dahling
And once I was minted he newly destitute swipey would be irresistibly attracted to me so I'd get money and dirty sex. win.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:44, Reply)

No no no, her EX was the bedshitter, not her.
Your sex would be so vanilla, it's like you were married.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Nah, Swipey id well durty, innit?
She post people her pants and stuff.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Pfft
I bet she goes home after work, knits, and talks to her cats all night.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:51, Reply)

not she has kinky sex with her HOT MAN
she's said so on the internet, so it must be so.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:52, Reply)

i'm allergic to cats

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Shit, isn't it?
I'm the same.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:01, Reply)

You'd loot Cavy's pants, and we all know it!


I'm sorry, I have no idea where I'm going with this. If it becomes a meme, I can only apologise.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I've been harping on about this for a while
With your assistance, it could become credible.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)

:(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Oh, come on
you could get a shag out of it...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:45, Reply)

and darth might get some
bum action from his meme. It's not always a good thing

uh, no offence, quixote
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:48, Reply)

^ she so wants your body ^

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Humpf!
*sulks*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:50, Reply)

I said
no offence. That means you're not allowed to take any
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I am mortally offended.
There is only one solution: a duel!

*slaps with gauntlet*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:54, Reply)

*arms guinea pigs*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:55, Reply)

This has given me a role-play based moment of nostalgia
I used to have a Dwarven Warrior, he was more nails than even B3th, like level 60 in everything, enchanted axe, damn near unkillable. He rode into battle. On a pig. The pig was called Bathos, he was Nails too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:58, Reply)

*rolls a D20*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Appropriate as this was Warhammer Fantasy Battle
and it used D20s I think, although 2 D10 was more normal.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:10, Reply)

seriously? yuck!
I thought it was d&d or something. I haven't played d&d much, either, but one time I was an orc from the church of fertility - "this round I will mostly be groping that guy in the corner"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)

We played AD&D for a bit
But it was shit and the combat system was too slow, so we reverted to Warhammer.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:15, Reply)

how about ADHD&D ?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)

We gave it a go
but everyone lost interest pretty quickly.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:18, Reply)

badum-tish
I'll set them up and you knock 'em down.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:25, Reply)

D4 gives better damage
according to Mr Norman Cook.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I always hear the line that way.
I wonder what it's supposed to mean
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I suspect exactly what you think it is.
ie, it's a D&D thing.

Either that, or it's a child's alphabet lesson and it's "D for Damager" .. but most of the lyrics sites have it as "D4 Damager"

That, or he's beating up a third of Eminem's band.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)

also D4s
work well as caltrops and as such are real life damagers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:20, Reply)

haha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)

hahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:54, Reply)

*feels slighted*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:46, Reply)

oh great
now I'm stuck in a politeness trap
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Nah, it's cool
I wouldn't either, just winding you up.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:50, Reply)

FINE!
now I am slighted!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:53, Reply)

see above^

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Yes, you have
I've never been sure why.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:46, Reply)

pants +Chainmail G-string

I'd wear it like an eye-patch.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:45, Reply)

rrrrrr
I'm sorry, I really don't know what's wrong with me at the moment. I think my hormones are in full middle-aged-lady rage. Plus, someone told me last night that I'm sexy, and it's gone to my head.

*shames*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Naughty girl.
*spanks*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Well, it's true.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:52, Reply)

It *so* is

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:52, Reply)