Thank you.
This is crucial fact, and this is why I rage about tonic being more important that gin quality in a good G&T. Schweppes tonic has sweeteners as well as sugar and it fucking ruins it. Yet every fucking pub uses it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

...you could just drink beer
Even I think G&T is a poof's drink.

Me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:42, Reply)

mate, I play hockey. In pink socks.
I drink G&T. I have pale blue snowflakes tattoed on my back and a paw-print on my shoulder. I shave my head. I could out-gay you, blindfolded, with one hand tied behind my back.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:44, Reply)

how much would we have to pay
for a picture of you in the pink socks?

i don't mean just the pink socks or anything, or if that is the case, you can take the picture from the knee downwards please (on the safe assumption that this wouldn't show anything dodgy unless you are in fact hung like a jamaican)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:46, Reply)

free to those that can afford it
terrible expensive to those that cannot.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:47, Reply)

excellent
fork it over.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:47, Reply)

you'll probably have to wait until after the tournament this weekend.
It's not a picture I have to hand.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:48, Reply)

don't worry, i can wait
i was going to say something about it being a picture i can keep to hand, but i couldn't make it make sense, so, you know. just don't get them too muddy. nice and pink, that's what we like!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:51, Reply)

It's our tournament so it's on the Scottish National team's two water astros.
There's not likely to be much mud.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)

marvellous.
/looks forward to monday.

also, if any of your teammates (male only please) happen to have nice arses and/or legs, feel free to take pics of them too please, kthx.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)

You wish to see a pic of badger's pink sock?
YOU SICK FUCK!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I have absolutely no idea how to respond to this
Um... bender!

Is that how it's done?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Capital, my dear fellow. Spot on.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Oh good
Wouldn't want to get something like that wrong. Not in this company.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Fuck off, G&T is the drink of gentlemen.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:45, Reply)

The gay gentleman

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:45, Reply)

The 'bentleman', if you will.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:46, Reply)

It really is time you stopped leading lusty on you know
and came out of the closet.

Tangent: Cuff links, Bent or charming affectation?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:48, Reply)

If you're wearing a suit and a plain Windsor shirt
fine. If not, top cuntery.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I'm wearing a two-piece wasitcoat suit today and have cufflinks in my D&G shirt
Do I pass?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)

possibly
I'm being facetious, anyway. Cufflinks without a suit are an absolute no-no. I don't particularly like them with non-plain shirts as I don't think non-plain shirts should have double cuffs.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:56, Reply)

OH, that's be me being a cunt then.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:56, Reply)

No, I think you'll find it's me that's being a cunt if you check carefully

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:56, Reply)

i always notice nice cufflinks
the nicest pair i've seen were plain brushed stainless steel mont blanc ones, they were seriously sexy when worn with a crisp white shirt and a nice suit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I struggle to give a toss either way, it seems.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:59, Reply)

*grabs shoulders*
*shakes*

are you all right, man?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)

is it even a really a thing?
really?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:03, Reply)