Least favourite is easy - eyes
Apparently they're reasonably nice to look at, but I'd prefer it if they were any use for looking WITH.

Favourite... eh, slim pickings. My arms are getting to be quite good now, I suppose.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

do you not have dancer's legs?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Well, yes
But that's only really an attractive feature on women, surely?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:40, Reply)

*shrugs*
I just assumed they got all muscley
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Well, yeah, they are, very much so
I didn't realise that was necessarily a fetching feature on a man
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I may change mine then
My legs are exceedingly muscley for some reason
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)

women have different priorities
your eyes may be all about the man's package and arse, but that doesn't mean that's what a woman looks for
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Good point
But really, muscular legs?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:52, Reply)

fuck knows
mine are muscular and it's never worked for me.

but then, nor has playing guitar or surfing or a good sense of humour, so basically women are fucking liars when they tell you what they look for in a man.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:54, Reply)

beards

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I have only met one woman who openly professed a love of beards
and she is going out with Monty.

Make of this what you will.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)

OK
But he won't like it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

They are rarely open about it
In fact, they quite often don't realise it themselves. But they can't fight their instincts. Women love beards, despite what they may claim.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I'm glad to hear it
because mine is magnificent
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)

*keeps schtum*

( Kroney, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)

where do you keep it?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

The one place no woman wants to go
My pants.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Sense of humour goes a long way in my experience
Either that or I'm better-looking than I think I am, so definitely the sense of humour, really.

The "women like a man who can dance" thing is true, but only if she wants you to dance with her.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I know it's a cliché
but a dull, humour-less guy could be as fit as you like, but I still wouldn't want to be around him
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

yeah, but this is you, we're talking about
not, sadly a representative cross-section of women.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)

really?
I think I'm pretty normal
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)

And you can say that with a straight face?
You are in no way normal. I actually quite like you (shut it Foxtrot) and I find normal people deathly dull. You're a weirdo, revel in it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)

that's the nicest thing you've ever said
I don't really want to be normal - but I think it's too difficult to be truly different than the other 6 billion people in the world, on some level everyone's a cliché
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)

To you maybe.
This is all true.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I knew I chose wisely

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)

When women say they want a man with a sense of humour
the unspoken but vital addendum is "...like mine."

It's no good thinking stuffing burning kittens up a scopers arse is funny if she works with special needs and volunteers at an animal shelter.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I think everyone means this

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)