Ah! Clever people...
When a job application asks me why I want to work for [insert name of institution], what do they want me to say?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:13, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

"because you will pay me enough money to make doing hat you want me to do bearable"

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:14, Reply)

That's pretty much what I want to say
but I'm guessing they're looking for something a bit more 'I hear this is one of the best colleges in the area and it's my absolute wet dream to be on the payroll'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Is it the hat college?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Some one should do this, just once.
I swear if I'm ever in a position to do so I'll hire anyone who says this.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Because...
'My life is spent answering questions about if I've been on the pier'

*Hopes the job is on the pier*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:15, Reply)

I want to work for you because I need more money to spend on lube

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:15, Reply)

lube, and the pier. And crazy golf.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:16, Reply)

You can both fuck off.
I don't like application forms. I'm freaking out.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)

why don't you lube it up and stick it where the sun don't shine.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Copy it.
Write it out a few times, and then write the final application properly. The advantage with non-electrical documentation, is that only those who want/need to complete it will.

If you've got the motivation to complete it, you'll have as much chance as anyone else.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Nah, I'm doing it online.
Well, offline, in Word, then applying by email. I'm down to the last bit, which is where I feel I fall down. I never know what they're looking for me to say, and always end up putting something shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Copy/Paste the exact question.
(And give us a little bit of info about the role)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Had to swap computers and wireless networks
as ours is being a bit of a cunt.

The job is a marketing copywriter for a college - basically doing all the prospectuses, adverts, p[ress releases etc.

I've already done the 'what skills do you have that make us want to spunk on your tits?' question. Now I have 'Why do you want to work for Scumbag College?' and I don't know whether to say 'because you're ACES' or 'because you totally need me to'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Right. I'm going for a tab. I'll answer on my return.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Why do you want to work here?
'I appreciate the work already undertaken by the college and feel I can add value to the organisation, [Adds examples] additionally, the value of education means [adds more bollocks] and in closing, I've got massive tits, so unless you've got a huge amount of spunk, you'll struggle covering them.'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)

That helps. Thank you.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)

hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)

*Adopts serious face*
What do you mean?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)

jeff is the tits at this stuff b3th
he'll steer you right
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)

I thought I was better than that!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:33, Reply)

BETTER THAN TITS?
I'm not sure I know anyone better than tits, cause I'm just saying you know, tits are fucking great
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Chips or tits?
NSFajobyou'llbestayingin

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApqjnnR44-E
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)