How are you feeling today grumpy guts?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

situation hasn't changed.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:46, Reply)

what's wrong then?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:47, Reply)

He's just realised that people on b3ta are sometimes mean to each other

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Cruelty? Online?
Surely not!
( Cawl, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)

haha, what?
I've been on talk since it started. I think I might have worked that one out a wee while ago, old boy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:50, Reply)

So why are you suddenly being such a prissy bitch because I took the piss a couple of times?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)

bees into what, now? Prissy?
I think your sensitivity meter needs recalibrating, petal. If you take the piss, I'll take the piss back. Circle of life.

I strongly suspect what's really upsetting you here is that I've not thrown a paddy in response to your mocking.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:13, Reply)

But you haven't taken the piss back
you just keep questioning why I'm apparently obsessed with you as if me deciding to mock someone for no apparent reason is some complete surprise.

The first line of the last two responses sums this up completely.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

erm, I've been taking the piss out of your obsession with me.
I suspect, really, you might need a crash course in just what "taking the piss" actually means. I know a couple of guys that can offer it quite cheaply.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I said yesterday, not for discussion online
This is only because someone asked a question yesterday that I made the mistake of answering honestly. It won't happen again, carry on, nothing to see here.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)

*tickles under chin*

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I tried that yesterday, didn't work
try holding him tight to your bosom
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Excellent, the rumour mill can get started.
You've found out your wife is actually your sister.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I reckon he's found out his sister is really his wife

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I reckon he got involved in the riots and he's seen his photo on twitter.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:54, Reply)

he's only upset because the photo shows him stealing the wrong type of Serrano ham leg

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:57, Reply)

This would upset me greatly

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)

He was one of those looting Cash Convertors
and now he feels he can't hold his head up in polite society again.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)

*holds tightly to bosom*

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:54, Reply)

boo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:48, Reply)