eating pie tonight
have some drinks and a smoke.

some birthday activity tomorrow. not sure what. fairly sure now that it isn't go-karting, so I haven't got a fucking clue.

Then people are coming to celebrate my continued existence
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

When I went Go Karting we all ended up with massive bruises on our left elbows as the engine was very close to the seat and we were only turning to the left.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I was hoping it was go karting because it'd be the first time doing it where I have the weight advantage
the place near here has a good track as well. equal mix of corners.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Go looting!
All the cool kids are doing it.
Plus Y'know... Hanging out with 11-year-olds must be your "thing", if you wanted to go Karting...
( Cawl, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:40, Reply)

there's nothing worth looting in Devon
and all 11 year olds are chained to ploughs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Sure thing,
Gary.
( Cawl, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:42, Reply)

When I went go karting we all went to Wimpy and then to see ET
It was Jimmy's seventh birthday and he got a badge.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)

There's still a Wimpy
In Epping.
( Cawl, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Near the Kebabbery?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Maybe...
Near that Italian place, I think. Been a while since I was there. Couple of years.
( Cawl, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:46, Reply)

The last time I went to one of those sort of birthday parties
it was someone's 13th, and we went swimming, and one of the boys got an erection at the top of the high diving board. He couldn't run away, so he had to stand up there waiting his turn to jump. It was hilarious to all those of us who weren't him.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Nonce

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I don't miss being that age.
Supremely awkward. You do learn some valuable stealth boner skills, though.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)

at least I can afford to eat at Wimpy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Surely your parents are paying anyway? Bit mean for your birthday treat otherwise, eh?
One of your friends will get over-excited during 'pass the parcel' and piss himself. You mark my words.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:49, Reply)

no, my parents have squandered all their money on gin and fingerless gloves
one of my friends probably will piss himself though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Are they reviewing the situation?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I once pissed myself in Quazar because it was the first time I had seen anyone in strobe lights and it was like pictures rather than moving and I found it so funny that I wee'd my shell suit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Hahaha

( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:14, Reply)