It's okay
I don't really have much of a taste in art to be honest.

Alt: pathetic lunch of peas, jalapeno sauce, a teaspoon of houmous and a bit of potato
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That is a fucking disgraceful lunch.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)

The rigours of diet
it has the merit of being only 80 calories by my reckoning
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Surely that's nothing like enough to sustain a normal person though?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)

If I eat like a normal person
I will stay fat. My metabolism is too slow to cope with much food now.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:47, Reply)

That's kind of where I am
I either sit about playing on the computer and eat like a budgie, or eat what I want and move about like a professional athlete.

So far I'm working on a combination of the two. Not the right combination.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)

I can't do much exercise
though I'm starting to do short sessions on the rowing machine upstairs at the moment, so it's got to come out of my food. And alcohol for that matter
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)

What you need is a crystal meth habit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Your body is a machine.
You have to put the correct fuel in for it to work properly. You may lose weight initially but it will all pile back on after you stop such a rigid diet. Get some food woman and good idea to stay off the alcohol.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)

having been a big fatty for a long time
and not being one now, I can say that eating a decent meal with lots of veg, and low fat, and almost entirely cutting out the booze is the best thing you can do
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Yeah this
My problem is I fucking love booze.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

HERE HERE (or possible HEAR HEAR, I forget which one is correct)

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

well
which one might mean "i heard that, i heard that", and which one might mean "and me, and me"?

it's not exactly rocket science, is it.

for the avoidance of doubt, it's "i heard that, i heard that"

huh, i just wikipedia'd it, to entertain myself, as i am talking to myself here, and apparently it is "an expression used as a short, repeated form of hear him, hear him. It represents a listener's agreement with the point being made by a speaker."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I'm off the booze
with the exception of a couple of parties. Food wise though if I just eat heathily and normally I won't lose anything, and I'm getting fed up of having to assess chairs for stability
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:58, Reply)

My little sis has the same problem. Been told she has too much oestrogen or somthing and this is why.
She's the same body shape as you also. But she was told this by a herbalist so make of it what you will.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)

My painkillers have messed my body up
weight gain is mandatory on them. So a stringent diet is needed to counteract them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Yes but without the right amount of fuel inside you you will be tired and grumpy.

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

What'll be different haha

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Methamphetamine. I'm telling you.
Don't listen to Blousie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I quite like having teeth

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

But teeth are so heavy
It all adds up on the scales.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Pah, kids today. I don't know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)

That is the lunch of a guinea pig surely.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)

As is my taste in art by some estimates

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)

have a burger love.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Nah thanks
I've got to stick to it this time.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)

A girl I knew at school went vegetarian in the last term of sixth form to lose weight for the leavers ball
and she ended up putting on a stone 'cause she covered everything with cheese.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)

:S unlucky
I'm going by the simple time tested rule of 'put the Doritos down and back away slowly'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)

I have a veggie friend who eats like a truck driver - just a veggie one.
Pies, burgers, sausages etc etc - all from Linda fucking McCartney.

He is, unsurprisingly, a fat knacker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:53, Reply)

And I'll bet it wasn't vegetarian cheese either.
OH THE IRONY!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I know a load of girls that are vegetarians, they claim it's because of animal cruelty but I know it's because they're fat.
In fact, one girl spent a year spouting things about animal cruelty and posting photos and news storys and shit, then about a year later she's back to being a meat eater.
She's still fat.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)

The fat, meat-eating BITCH.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)

she loves a good bit of tube steak

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

i know we've covered this before, but what is tube steak?
I'm scared to google it at work
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)

PENIS

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)

I'll assume that this is a straighforward answer to my question
and nothing more
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)

It's buffalo penis, a rare delicacy in these parts.
Dark and meaty. She enjoys it with extra cream sauce.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Yeah Nakers you fucking PENIS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:25, Reply)

You however can fuck right off

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)

clickin dis

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)