Brick Lane. Near the brewery.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:42, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Looks like I'll have a long old tube ride
the hotels in the immediate vicinity have a very poor price v value ratio.
( Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:43, Reply)

ride steak rammed into my pulsing colon when I pass out on the street
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Try the Travelodge at Devonshire Square.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)

you should be more charming and get lucky with someone who has a flat in london
or a house
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I am exceptionally charming.
But the only person I can think of in London that I actually know reasonably well is you and, well, probably not a great idea.
( Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

why not??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Sounds like an offer mate.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I'd love to put b3tans up
But the reality would be a house of fat smelly people who just wouldn't take the hint and fuck off the next day. Then there's the state of the Jacks after use ...
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:18, Reply)

you're a bad man, rory

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)

:D

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

i don't know why i like you so much
it must be my shit taste in men!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:37, Reply)

the crashing silence is clearly my rejection
:(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:18, Reply)

The crashing silence was work getting in the way.
It's a very kind offer, thank you. There's a small chance that I may actually not make the bash due to other commitments, but I shall be sure to let you know.
( Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Are you MAD?
Gold plated offer that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

It's more my not being 100% certain on going to the bash
rather than any reflection on swipe. I've knwon her quite a long time and she's all bloked up with a guy who's a DEMON IN THE SACK, so it's highly unlikely she'll be going slumming any time soon.
( Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)

why, are you not a DEMON IN THE SACK?
how disappointing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Does Kroney have a girlfriend?
If so, there's your answer. Am not calling you a slag or nuffink but I'm yet to meet a girl who likes the idea of her bloke crashing at the house of a girl he met on the internet.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Quelle surprise? Hahahaha!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Well that's why me and Swipey haven't got it on yet
No other reason. Honest.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:28, Reply)

er
we haven't met? that's kind of a bigger obstacle
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Yeah, that was sort of the joke honey
There are plenty of other reasons but it'd be far too damaging to my ego to mention them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:32, Reply)

oh god
don't you start with the whole THATS THE JOKE shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Ah, you'll notice I didn't actually say "THATS THE JOKE"
The grammar maddens me as much as it does you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:40, Reply)

You should meet my ex, she was fine with me doing it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Kroney does not, apparently.

( Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)

i am kind of assuming there will be quite a few people crashing over
if the last one is anything to go by!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)

All women, or would there be any room for one exceptionally polite northern lad?
Haha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I'm the same
Unless I can find a cheap place to stay, I'm going to have to pull out.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Fucking hell, this is terrible.
There's me, with my house only a short train ride away, and I'm not even going to the party.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Why aren't you going?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Because I've seen the guest list.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

And it includes Monty.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

i think he's terrified of confrontation in real life
terrified. i am pretty terrifying.

(and that's before i open my mouth, before you say it, smartarse).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I wouldn't say such a thing!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)

He is a pussycat and would be of little use in pub combat.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)

hence his not attending

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)

I thought he meant...
Never mind.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Not so much that ,
more just not wishing to spend my free time with people who people who I know and whose opinions I trust have assured me are people I wouldn't get on with.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I think we'd get on real swell Al

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I'm sure we would

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

yes of course
why risk making your own mind up about anything?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)

But I'm not even going al!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I can't find even a pikey hotel in that area for less than 80 quid.

( Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Considered a hostel?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Ew

( Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Most are around the £90 mark I am afraid.
Which I understand is a lot, to Northerners.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)