I didn't say all of them did
as a girl, I never obsessed about getting married.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Listen we only have black and white statements here,
none of that grey area, middle ground nonsense we can't argue about please.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:34, Reply)

The only grey area I have around procreation
is my old lady knickers, amirite?

In other news, if I ever have a kid, you have my permission to completely nonce it up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Seriously
Knowing what a shit time childhood can be, and knowing that any child of mine would be a complete spod, I really cannot wish 'existence' on anyone.

I'm doing society a favour by refusing to reproduce. I should get a fucking OBE.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Look it's not that I don't appreciate the offer but what's this got to do with me noncing up your kid?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Well, as I understand it, most parents are averse to that sort of thing.
So, by making the offer, I am giving myself extra incentive not to have one. Or something.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)