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Is it as funny as this though?

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:09,
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that is well fake.
Why would a yank phone have a misspelled German word in its vocabulary?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:11,
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because you teach phones words you use that are not in the dictionary
mostly swearwords in most cases.
it's still fake though.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:12,
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Fuhrer is not a swear.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:14,
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Apart from as in 'I swear my lifelong allegiance to...'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:14,
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Did I say it was?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:16,
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But why would yours have 'thegither' in it at all?
(although agreed = fake)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:13,
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I typed it in deliberately.
I am Aberdonian and occasionally lapse into Doric.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:15,
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And 'delibetately' was also deliberate, right?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:16,
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no, the autocorrect doesn't work in the subject box for some reason.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:20,
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I deliberately sent a text to a girl pretending it was to my aunt.
My aunt's name is Jo and the girl's name was Jodie (and unless she's changed it recently, it still is). It gave me a decent excuse to strike up conversation with her and take her out. Didn't shag her though so my elaborate plan was pretty futile.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:19,
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Did you want to kick her wet puppy?
Then duck her aunt?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:21,
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autocorrectlols
The very finest of all the lols.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:23,
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I have used this seedy tactic in the past.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:23,
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Is that why you were out with the gay fellas on Sunday?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:31,
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Couldn't care less, it amused the hell out of me.
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