The Sikhs helping the police to arrest people was fantastic
Alt: My chicken and chorizo thing.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:00, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sikhs used to have something of a reputation

( Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Some bloke on the news the other day was making a big thing about the Sikhs having knives
completely forgetting (or not knowing) that Sikh law requires all men to carry a knife. It's one of their five pillars of law.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Being a warrior religion is one thing but it's hardly needed nowadays.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I think I'll join a religion where it's canon to carry a big fuck-off sword.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I think I'll join a religion where it's canon to carry a big fuck-off cannon

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Serious Sam lolz

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)

The size of some of the guys was crazy, built as fuck!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I honestly think if Sekhisim, or whatever it's called, was the world's major religion... that we'd all be better off.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Especially the knife manufacturers.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:36, Reply)

They're ceremonial knives. People needn't worry about those.
It's when Sikhs carry around those huge fucking swords of theirs you want to be concerned.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

They're the same things, aren't they?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)

No, they have a sort of sabre style affair.

( Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Aren't they just the larger ceremonial ones?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I had a king prawn, chicken and chorizo paella ready-meal thing the other day and it was fucking divine.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Is that from Tesco?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Nah it was Waitrose, but not their brand - Market Garden or something I think it was.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Close:
www.mysupermarket.co.uk/tesco-price-comparison/Other_International_Cuisine/The_City_Kitchen_King_Prawn_Chicken_And_Chorizo_Paella_400g.html
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Aye, that's the one I've had before
It's very nice, but I always take the prawns out.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

I was a bit underwhelmed on the first bite of rice, but once I'd finished it I was bloody pleased with myself.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)

There's another one they do, which is lovely
www.mysupermarket.co.uk/tesco-price-comparison/Other_International_Cuisine/The_City_Kitchen_Shredded_Hoisin_Duck_Noodles_385g.html
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

*drools*
Ooooh I've seen that one elsewhere. I'll nab it next time.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:14, Reply)

It's very nice
But the sauce does get a little sickly towards the end. Well worth it though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I used to get them heavily discounted at Tesco back in the day.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

That day being Tuesday.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

That day being when he actually used to eat food.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I wish.
I'm a reformed citizen, and I'm fucking skint because of it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Ahh
I'd like to try something like that again, but pre-cooked prawns reheated make me feel sick, I can't stand them. If I make this dish again (which I will), I might throw some prawns in...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Microwaved chicken is the wrongest re-heated food going.
Something dreadful happens to it along the way. I cannot stand it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:33, Reply)

It doesn't help at all
But prawns are far worse.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)

You are in a John Waters movie AICMFP

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Is it true that after each crime, they had to close their eyes and count to 20 to give the criminals time to hide?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:14, Reply)

They just lowered their turbans.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Afternoon Monty.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

It certainly is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Where you watching Sky channel 831 or whatever it was as well?
It was just four Sikhs in a Range Rover bowling round defending Birmingham during the riots. At one point they gave two coppers a lift to a shop being robbed and helped them arrest the looters. It was brilliant.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Aye, watched it for a few minutes, every time Sky news had an advert break

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

YEAH MAN IT WAS WELL SIKH INNIT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Leave.
The.
Internet.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I have squatters rights*. You can't just tell me to leave.



*not in a 'Barry prostitute' way
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Are prostitutes from Barry somehow worse than yer common-or-garden hooker?
I've been to Barry loads of times visiting my grandparents. I imagine th prossies there are very depressed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:34, Reply)

I do hope he played "Physical"
^one of the very times you'll ever hear me say that.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:34, Reply)

The Barry prostitute story has knocked Bobby's 'Turdd' story off the top-spot for me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Maybe - maybe.
That turd story tuly is incredible, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I haven't heard either
LINK
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:36, Reply)

The Barry story is linked in this thread.
I'll try and find the Turd story.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Just found it
That's fucking hilarious
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)

LINK!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Up there ^

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:01, Reply)

I didn't hear about that
it's a fantastic mental image though.
(berk, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:34, Reply)

There was a sikh guy getting treatment next to me in the hospital who was telling me that they were all meeting up that night to protect the temple, and that he would go himself if he wasn't teribbly unwell.
I thought it was all talk until I saw it on the news.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:29, Reply)