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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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But canals don't lead into the sea.
How will you get from the canal to the sea?
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:36, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
What none of them?
I thought they linked to the Thames, and thence to the sea.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:37, Reply)
not everything leads to london
you know
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Canals, however do.
What with it being important and stuff. They mostly don't go into Wales though. I wonder why....
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:42, Reply)
If you were going to Wales you'd want to move more quickly than by narrowboat
Cavey waits for no man
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:45, Reply)
I imagine if I ever wanted to go to Wales I'd make it a very slow trip.

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:47, Reply)
You don't know what you're missing mate ;-)
I mean, nor do I. Just saying.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Sheep mostly
and rain.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:54, Reply)
it's not raining
right now
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:55, Reply)
give it time
How is the rising damp BTW?
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:00, Reply)
:(
I wouldn't have thought it would get this high
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:03, Reply)
I have a rubber dingy I can lend you.
It's about big enough to sleep in.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Either you've stopped making veiled references to sex with Cavey
or you know something I don't
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Veiled?

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:57, Reply)
What?
I is well subtle innit
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:00, Reply)
I never make any references to sex with Cavey.
That's your job. I've only been talking about visiting Wales, in this conversation anyway.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:59, Reply)
That's true, you don't
Allow me to offer you a few pointers in the fine art of meme sustention
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:01, Reply)
It's your meme mate, not mine
I have in interest in helping you get it off the ground.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:03, Reply)
There are worse memes to have mate
Trust me
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Oh, I know
I just feel you should have to work for it. It's not really taking off is it? I think B3th is joining in and that's about it.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:14, Reply)
you do know that wales isn't just
a big field I stand in on my own, right?
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:00, Reply)
of course not
You have pigs and sheep for company and you live in your damp hovel.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:03, Reply)
i wish that wasn't so very accurate
I just don't have sheep
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:05, Reply)
I bet you could see some if you looked out of the window.

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:06, Reply)
nope
I can see a lot out of this window. No sheep, though
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)
passing strange.

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)
loads go through cheshire, though
and that's a proper place
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Only the Thames and Severn canal.

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Says here *points at the internet*
that the Grand union, the Oxford, the Kennet and Avon and a few other do, but I/they could be wrong.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Just wikied.
Most English canals do join up but you'd have to have a small boat to use on the canal and this would probably be too small to manage sea travel comfortably.

And canal boats are not a good idea long term for the tall.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Yes, this was my fear.
I shall go back to my original plan of buying a derelict aircraft carrier, sailing it into international waters and declaring an independent state.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Start designing your flag now.

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:55, Reply)
A sickle and CDC on a rainbow background

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:55, Reply)
I like the sickle and CDC idea
Not sure about the rainbows though.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:57, Reply)
ok fine
a sickle and CDC flanked by a unicorn and a gorilla spunking rainbows at each other on a fractual background
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Better.
Unicorns are a bit ghey though, except the invisible pink ones.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:01, Reply)
I smacked my head on the underside of a bridge once
It was my Dad's fault, he told me to go inside and get the windlasses and made no mention that we were passing under a bridge whilst I was lying on the roof.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:54, Reply)
hahahahaha

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:54, Reply)
You'd think a person would notice something like that.

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:56, Reply)
I have a deliate toucyh

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:57, Reply)
What the hell are you trying to say here?

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:59, Reply)
He has the touch of a rapist

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Gibberish, Foxtrot. Gibberish.

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:00, Reply)
I've been told to never assume
But thank you for assuring me that I was right to.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:11, Reply)
I have a delicate touch
you should know
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:01, Reply)
True, true
It was like enveloping a silken pencil
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:11, Reply)
You would
I know he was steering a narrowboat at the time, but a bridge is a difficult thing to miss
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:58, Reply)
I meant you, you plumbline.

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Yes.
I know that.

MR THICKY
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:09, Reply)
burned :(

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Not for your heed!

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:59, Reply)

c
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Pick it up and carry it the rest of the way, presumably

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:55, Reply)

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