Right, fine, I'll do it.
Ooooooh, tempting:

www.nerdoh.co.uk/site/shop/products/display-product.aspx?Product_ID=17

You must have a favourite teeshirt, or item of clothing. Tell us about it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:24, 36 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It's black (well more a mottled grey these days)
And has a big white skull on it, it was quite cheap and is rather old, but I loves it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, maybe this one...
www.nerdoh.co.uk/site/shop/products/display-product.aspx?Product_ID=71
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:26, Reply)

That one is cool

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:28, Reply)

No it is not

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:29, Reply)

The t-shirt, or the girl wearing it?
I made THESE!!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Can't say I do
I have a fine collection of lumberjack shirts, to really work that "middle-aged lesbian" look, but I don't think I've a particular preference for any of them.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Not even after you've slept all night and worked all day?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Well, that's when I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Just you wait, young man.
One day you'll find a teeshirt, or maybe a pair of the missus's underwear, that you'll purr as you slip into.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Fnar. Fnar fnar fnar....fnar!
Erm...yes. I do have a couple of T-shirts which have certain sentimental attachments I could tell you about, but I think I'm just going to remain in Finbar Saunders mode and snigger at that innuendo.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:30, Reply)

We did clothes earlier this week
I will answer again with my brogues, a shoe for any occasion
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I'm don't spend my days wasting away here reading every thread and post and attention-seeking.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:29, Reply)

You are a minority

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Racist.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I have a truly awesome pair of brown leather boots
and some very nice dresses. Sadly however I rarely wear any of them because I'm too lazy to look anything other than jeans-clad-and-scruffy on a daily basis.

I like Threadless for tshirts - bizarrely when they have a sale it often works out cheaper to get 2 or 3 tshirts sent over from the USA than it would to buy similar ones on the high street here.
(berk, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I like that website...
i shall bookmark it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:33, Reply)

You will very, very rarely see another person wearing the same tshirt as you
and if you do, they will invariably come up and talk to you.
(berk, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:35, Reply)

^ Worked for me
Though admittedly all the other person said was "Look, this is beyond a joke now, will you please stop stealing from my wardrobe?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I've had a number of Threadless t-shirts over the years and you're right about their sales.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:34, Reply)

I like my Monster Munch t-shirt because I had to eat quite a lot of pickled onlion Monster Munch to get it.
That and my lucky knickers.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:31, Reply)

What's lucky about them?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:32, Reply)

They smell of Monster Munch.
That's my guess.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Erm, this shouldn't have posted here...
I'm quite a fan of this t-shirt.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:34, Reply)

What is wrong with your face?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Amstel

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:35, Reply)

That's because you are retarded.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:36, Reply)

This is true.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:37, Reply)

They have cat poison woven into them
stops her getting pregnant all the time
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Poisoned pussy lolz.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:34, Reply)

I've not lost them yet.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:34, Reply)

I sent off for one of those, but they'd run out
I was more upset and disappointed by that than I care to admit.
(berk, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:32, Reply)

I was initially disappointed because it was quite a thin, cheap t-shirt
but actually it's nice and light and can be layered. I will keep my fingers crossed that they run another promotion.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:35, Reply)

www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=monster+munch+t+shirt&_sacat=See-All-Categories
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Sweet!

(berk, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I'm quite a fan of this t-shirt.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:34, Reply)

I have a cool scarf but it curls up into a tube so I can't wear it really

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)