I don't get this showering every day thing.
It's like the preoccupation with germs and bleaching everything to within an inch of it's life or else your kitchen just isn't clean enough.

I can understand with some guys if they sweat a lot but normally letting your body and hair exude natural oils for a bit is good for your skin.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ah, you've got to eat a peck of muck before you die.
Or summat.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Is that what you say to your victims, before forcing a handful of your shit into their mouths and then strangling them?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:39, Reply)

S'funny they never seem to take as much enjoyment in it as I do.
*whistles cheerfully whilst scooping up botdogs*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Re-stocking for your cafe, yeah?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Admittedly I do sweat manly sweat a bit
but it's more about feeling clean. Not reusing clothes before washing is also important. I would say I'm OCD about cleanliness but not being able to feel clean is the main thing that puts me off festivals.
( djtrialprice, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)

It's the toilets that put me off.
I wait in them for hours before anyone stumbles in.

A friend of mine told me about a bloke called "Poo Man" that goes to festivals and climbs down in to the shit pit because he likes being crapped on. *loses breakfast*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:44, Reply)

That sounds too much like an urban myth

( djtrialprice, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Agreed.
It's just too revolting.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:49, Reply)

It's always a chinese man "The year before" you went, Piston even mentioned it in his stand-up as if it was a real thing that happened.
I don't believe it on account of the fumes being toxic at that level, and the fact that there is no photographic evidance despite everyone at those places having cameras.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Imagine pointing your phone anywhere near one of those toilets?
Smile please.

All white eyes and teeth.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Racist

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Is his name 'Poo Man Chu'?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Very good.
I need a new shirt now because I just gobbed coffee and Yum-Yum down myself.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Your friend obviously thought
‘Stunsy here is obviously the biggest mug of all time and will believe anything I tell him. In a minute I’m going to tell him Marlboro are sponsored by the KKK and see if the twat swallows that one, too’
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)

But if you turn the fag box on it's side.....

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)

If you turn your pants inside out you can double their lifespan.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:45, Reply)

wrong wrong wrong

( djtrialprice, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I'm with you on this
I don't mind the festivals too much as I have mentally prepared myself for it, but even if I have a shower I don't feel clean unless I've washed my hair as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:50, Reply)

You need ATP
Aside from the great music, you get a chalet to stay in so you have your own shower + cooking facilities
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:53, Reply)

ATP?
I'm ok at a festival actually, I can keep my hair reasonable clean with the application of water and wet wipes take care of the rest.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)

All Tomorrow's Parties.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I am none the wiser

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Grownup festivals.
Some have had good lineups.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:04, Reply)

ah

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Festival held at a holiday camp.
www.atpfestival.com/
One band "curates" the festival, ie picks all their favourite bands to play. Previous curators include Shellac, Sonic Youth, Slint, Matt Groening. It's good.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:07, Reply)

that sounds good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:30, Reply)

From the bands you have mentioned liking I think you would like it.
Plus it recently moved to Butlins in Minehead, which is not far from you, is it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:36, Reply)

yeah, it's not far
I will consider it, thanks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Adenosine Triphosphate?
You wouldn't get much done without it!
BIOLOGYLOLZ0RS.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Download 2010 was a hell of a lot easier
than Download 2009 simply by going from back length hair to only a couple of inches.
( djtrialprice, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I can imagine that would be better

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Of course, I no longer look awesome though :(

( djtrialprice, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:58, Reply)