I am immaculately groomed thank you!
I don't treat myself to much, but a nice body wash + shampoo + moisturiser is a must for me every day.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't moisturise
But I do take great enjoyment from conditioning my hair when it gets as long as it is now.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I haven't conditioned my beard for a while
maybe it's due...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I'm quite jealous of men who can grow a proper beard.
It takes me two weeks to grow half an inch of stubble. Every so often I give it a go and it gets to that length and starts to make my face itch. I understand that the itchiness eventually passes, but at the speed at which my hair grows, that'll be days and days away.

Very jealous.

The irony is, of course, that I don't actually want a beard. I'm just curious about how I'd look with one and I'd like the option.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:00, Reply)

You'd look like a cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I'm guessing, here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)

So what you're saying is, I'd look no different?
What I really want is a 5 o'clock shadow and a blue face in the morning after shaving.

My slow beard growth is probably why people always think I'm so much younger than I am.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)

the itching stops for a few days
then comes back worse, then goes away
then comes back even worse, then goes away and after that you are home free!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Half an inch is not stubble.
By my reckoning you must have to shave 2-3 times a day to avoid a beard, if it grows at that rate.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:11, Reply)

"It takes me two weeks to grow half an inch of stubble"

( Kroney, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:23, Reply)

"Half an inch is not stubble"
Unless you meant "it only covers an area of half an inch", rather than "it is half an inch long"

*does quotation marks in the air*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:33, Reply)

So if it takes me two weeks to grow half an inch of hair,
I'm leaving the semantics out since you seem to be having trouble grasping this, would you mind clarifying how it can possibly be that I'd need to shave two or three times a day to avoid growing a beard?
( Kroney, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Bad maths? I dunno...
Ok, 2-3 times a day is wrong.
I guess my point is: how long does it have to be for you to consider it a beard?
I have a beard, but it is no more than a few millimetres long. If yours grows at a rate of 0.762mm/day then it would reach the length of mine in under a week.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:52, Reply)

that's not a beard

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:56, Reply)

i'm a total product whore
my bathroom is crammed with various scented lotions and potions for everything from my scalp down to my toenails. and don't get me started on makeup/perfume... if i added up the cost, i'd probably realise i could have had 6 months in the caribbean and cry a LOT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:09, Reply)

haha see I tend to buy things that are on sale to see if I like them.
That way I don't waste loads of money. I got onto the Dove stuff a while back though and haven't looked back since. It's fantastic.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)

their shampoo/conditioner simply isn't rich enough for my stupid parched dry hair
my friend was in one of the advertising campaigns though!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Are you serious? god, I've noticed my hair getting better since I started using it.
are you using the anti-frizz or the brittle and dry stuff? I have both and they work just fine for my psycho curly/straight/whatever it wants to be that day-hair.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:23, Reply)

it's the water in london
if i wash it at my dad's, it's fine whatever. london water is just so hard and skanky that even really good shampoos/conditioners still leave it dry. this is why i now go to the hairdresser for a blowie at least twice a week!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I think I'm going to the wrong hairdresser

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:37, Reply)

i'm a bit of a hairdresser tart
i let several different salons do it for me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:38, Reply)

he means that he doesn't get a blowie
wish I did, the girl who cuts my hair is smokin' hot
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:48, Reply)