you meant "hooker", right?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:59, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What's an agony hooker?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Specialist dominatrix

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Come off it
even people who pay hookers have standards.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Really?
Shit.

*Goes back to the drawing board*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)

What are you doing hanging out with us reprobates?
Aren't you supposed to be getting spoilt rotten?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)

You obviously haven't met my husband.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)

I might have, I went on holiday to Weston when I was 9
If he was working at the outdoor pool in 1988 tell him there needed to be clearer signs about water depth
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)

You can meet him when you do the Bristol Half
if you come to our pub quiz on the sunday evening.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)

You're thinking of Al darling
I'll be in London with the missus on September 11th.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I'm always thinking of Al.
I thought you were doing the Bristol Half too?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Nah that was never really on the cards sadly
Al and I had planned to do the Nottingham half on the same date, then I realised we were likely to be away somewhere celebrating Ms Foxtrot's b'day. And so it has proved.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I'm in London on the 10th, with my American girls
and may meet up with Gonz for lunch. Would you trust me with Ms Foxtrot?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Of course I would
You're top of the list. Apart from Disasterprone, who's top by default because he HAS met her. However the whole meeting up with B3tans principle is entirely down to her discretion. It's her 30th thing so am acquiescing to whatever she wants (for a change), and she's very shy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Oh, thanks.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:42, Reply)

ha ha. I'm better than you.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Are you jealous or summat?
I'd introduce you to the missus very happily mate, and trust me it's a short list. I would, however, recommend to her ahead of the meeting that she not wear any of her favourite dresses in case you try to have it away.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Well, she definitely wouldn't have that problem with me.
She can't be more than half my size...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I am not giving you my girlfriend's measurements
Although your statement is clearly bollocks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:04, Reply)

whereas your wife clearly has really high standards
and hasn't at all settled for a whining penniless little cunt?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Wait a second
Are you calling YOURSELF a prostitute?

Cos I'm pretty sure Al will do that for you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)