I was going to tell her to go there but realised she has no money

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:09, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

See
I came up with a plan too. You're a woman so should have known about that one.
( djtrialprice, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:11, Reply)

I have never done that.
Nana Maggie would be so disappointed in me.
Her life's work was to con drinks out of men.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:12, Reply)

I have had more drinks bought for me by girls than I've bought drinks for them.
*pouts*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Well done Barry.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:18, Reply)

I roll that one out all the time.
When in reality I've bought a girl a drink once and had three bought for me. It sounds less impressive that way, so I don't say it that way.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)

It's still true.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:28, Reply)

And look how far it's got me with the womenfolk.
Fighting them off with a stick. Or not.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:51, Reply)

No more with the redhead?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:52, Reply)

I messaged her about Pulp in a couple weeks.
No reply. Quite pissed off she didn't even get back to me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:11, Reply)

People are fickle.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:13, Reply)

Maybe she is confused.
She has probably been through rolls and rolls of Andrex without a hint of residue. And she is unaware that you've given her ring a 30,000 shit overhaul.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:13, Reply)

I think that backfired to be honest.
I thought "yeah this'll make it look like I know loads of out of the box stuff" when in reality she probably thought "he doesn't even know where my fanny is".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:16, Reply)

At least she didn't backfire during the event, eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:17, Reply)

Metaphorically she has backfired all over me the past couple weeks.
*bursts into tears*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:20, Reply)

At least she didn't fart up your nose.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:22, Reply)

sadly not.
I had budgetted for the weekend, but badly it seems.
(berk, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Can you not order a drink, then root in your purse, then count your coppers, then exclaim that you've lost a twenty pound note,
then cry and see who'll take pity on you?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:17, Reply)

I'm really not very good at that sort of thing
I don't look sweet and innocent and woeful enough, and I can't act worth a damn.
(berk, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Or think of a drink that would have cost you twenty quid!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)

I bet swipe could think of a few

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)

But I'd imagine she wouldn't be sitting on the roadside in Scotland waiting for a show to start.
So this point doesn't really help out our friend berk.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:30, Reply)

I just wanted to join in, jeff. Why all the mean?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)

But berk is suffering b3th.
For god sake. Won't someone think of the children!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:32, Reply)

The worst is when girls ask for tabs in smoking areas cos they think blokes will just say yes.
I always reply "sorry, you're not fit enough for me to warrant giving you one". Smooth or what.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Alternative answer: "Sure, that'll be 30p."

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)

You should take out a packet of Lamberts, just for the ugly clunge.
That'll put 'em in their place.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)