Dead thread is dead
And it's nearly lunchtime. Ok, we've done worst habits... how about the best?

Alt: How would you stress Monty out?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:16, 72 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Slow day on /OT

( Kroney, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Seems that way.
And we should put this on here for QOTW posts. It'll keep the idiots away, for sure.

www.happyplace.com/9574/grammar-test-keeps-idiots-off-of-the-internet
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Oh wow, I was just about to post it on here because it's on Piston's wall.
HELLO PISTON, HOW ARE YOU LURKER BOY?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Eh what?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Piston posted the same thing on his facebook so I'm guessing he's lurking on her, or was.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Fuck knows.
We get shit like this sent through the office email.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I cycle most places
this is healthy and good for the environment, congestion and stuff and keeps me from murdering other commuters, do it's probably my best habit.

Alt: I'd make him listen to music of my choosing for an hour.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Also, Piston's standup video on repeat.
And possibly mentioning a certain piece of literature in which he has a starring role.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Have you a link to that?
By the time I Youtubed it, it had been taken down.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:43, Reply)

No.
Sorry, no idea what the address is.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

like that place they
played metalica at prisoners for hours on end
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I thought it was the Barney song.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)

perhaps it was a mash up
of the two
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Does this mean Rebecca Black will eventually earn millions in royalties from the CIA?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:44, Reply)

i don't think she's in metalica

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)

No, but I can't think of a more effective form of psychological torture
than having to hear 'Friday' on repeat for hours on end.

Though your own reply does give me an idea for a truly atrocious collaboration.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)

I recycle.
Just found out my mother is only going to Tenerife for no more than two weeks. Woo!
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)

why's that good?
i think my mum's on the isle of wight now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Because my dad, (boss) is always in a bad mood when she's away.
Me and my sis have to co-ordinate looking after him and the dogs.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)

i don't think i have any good habits
I read quite a lot and i tend too always be too early for things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:43, Reply)

I read quite a lot and hate being late too. We is twins innit.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:44, Reply)

yay!
the two work together if you take a book everywhere
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)

I've bought some wool and a crochet hook today.
Going to start tonight at practising, unless I start on the vino.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)

cool
there was a tent at the festival where you could take part in a big collaborative knit/crochet. I did a green bit and added a couple of tentacles
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:49, Reply)

The first thing I want to make is a big throw for someone to keep them warm in winter.
After that I'm not sure.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:53, Reply)

nice
give us a shout if your stuck. What's nice is you can easily undo stuff if it goes wrong or you want to experiment.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Will do : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I walk home from work every day
That's about my only good habit really. Well, except for this one

Alt: I'd argue that Bryan Adams is a superior guitarist than Hendrix. Complete bullshit, but the rage would be mildly entertaining (until he actually caught me).
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Aren't you banned from public transport?
Following that little "incident"...
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Only during term time
Which I contest is unfair!

I mean, she was wearing a skirt, practically asking for it!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)

The little minx.
So you're hosting the Manchester bash? Yay for the Salisbury.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Between me and Kip, aye
Well, after last time, it became clear that the Crown and Anchor simply isn't big enough, but we can get a far larger area in the Salisbury.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I draw the line at fancy dress though.
Totallt absoflogging lutely.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Nah, I'm not into the idea either.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Fancy dress?
Fuck. That. Shit.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Thank you.
The voice of sanity.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I cycle 105 miles a week
To stress monty out....

This is 9291 Kilograms of finest Columbian marching powder.

www.justice.gov/dea/photos/operations/trifecta_cocaine.jpg

This is 9291 Kilograms of finest Columbian marching powder on fire

www.justice.gov/dea/photos/operations/trifecta_destruction.jpg
( Peej, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:53, Reply)

That pisses me off and I don't indulge anymore.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I'm giggling at glee with the rage that monty is feeling right now. Let's make this a "Lets Make Monty Rage" thread.
www.mobile-computing-news.co.uk/lead-story/13250/sony-warehouse-burnt-down-in-london-riots.html

Tee Hee, all those indi records, KAPOUF, all up in flames, all that music from bands that the likes of you have never heard off. I bet someone in there was Bob Marlie's uncle or Hendrix's nephew, can't afford a re-print now, who needs insurance? We're talking about Sony here.... Tee Hee.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Monty would only care about vinyl, not cd's.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)

I reckon he cares about those little CDs you see for £4.99 in corner-shops.
I keep on meaning to buy "A Hip Hop Christmas* by DeathCrew**".

* Real album name
** Can't rmeember the artist, something like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

There's a couple of decent labels in there that I'm quite annoyed about
But I couldn't care less about half of them.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)

but it's the principle
just because you don't like them specifically...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Very true.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:14, Reply)

damn, i think green man
turned me into a hipster.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I'm quite the opposite
The main label I'm pissed off about is Nuclear Blast, as they've got some fucking cracking bands on there. Half of them would make a hipster shit themselves at 20 paces.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Not long until you start wearing implausibly tight trousers, bad cardigans and nerd glasses then.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

well
the bastards love photography, music and looking like a geek. I'm mostly there already
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I'm oddly attracted to geek girls for some reason.
Can't think why.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)

because you want
them to code for you if i remember correctly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Oh yeah that's it.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:23, Reply)

As long as Scroob Pip's stuff isn't delayed, them I'm al good.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)

A bumming.

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

You want one?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

*turns on pron music*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

So how was Green Man, Captain?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:25, Reply)

awesome
so tired, still in bed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)

i just counted. I saw 24 bands
Lia Ices
Cave Singers
Robyn Hitchcock
Villagers
Bellowhead
Explosions in the sky
Bleedin' Noses
Laura J Martin
Sion Russel Jones
Dry the River
The Leisure Society
The Burns Unit
Polar Bear
Noah and the Whale
Fleet Foxes
Folks
Driver Drive Faster
Bleeding Heart Narrative
Michael Kiwanuka
Tweak Bird
Ute
Laura Marling
The Low Anthem
Iron and wine
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:38, Reply)

You know what else I'm going to ask about now, don't you?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:41, Reply)

i did not pull
too much competition from pretty girls in short dresses
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Those bitches
I was actually going to ask how our mutual friend got on
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:48, Reply)

i missed her set. i got there too late:(
according to her it wasn't that great, tough crowd and the compere/warm up was a bit pants
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Bugger
*adds compere and entire population of comedy tent at Green Man festival to Death List*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:55, Reply)

i suspect it wasn't all that
bad, i wish i'd seen it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Fleet Foxes eh?
I'm told they're achingly beautiful.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)

yeah
if i wasn't stuck next to some dicks who whistled during songs :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Noah and the Whale were watching too?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:44, Reply)

YOU PROMISED ME FANFIC
*cries self to sleep*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)

I'm not writing any more of that stuff.
I think it reached the apex (or nadir) with Monty and FreeFair.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Best habit - I am very patient and let the "general public"
use public transport at the same time as me. Don't mention it.

Alt: So many things to choose from! Probably pay Lusty to stay in Canada for two more weeks.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:47, Reply)

What a bloody good idea.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)

My best habit is always making sure your mum orgasms before I "Go Spidey Go!"

( Peej, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:12, Reply)