Ooff... harsh!
Link?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:39, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

it's a fucking cat.
It would be harsh if it was a child. If you want to griefwank about dead cats online you probably deserve abuse.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:40, Reply)

if you're a nicer human being, you might get sympathy
when you just come on here to be rude to other people and then expect people to be sorry for you because you're not fit to own a pet, well then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:41, Reply)

that's possible, but it's still just a fucking cat.
And this is coming from somebody who has had cats as pets. I like them perfectly well, but that doesn't justify Bulger levels of grief and "they were just like a baby to me" reactions when they take on a van and lose.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:44, Reply)

i agree with this
but i also think it is fucking idiotic to get that type of pet if you live somewhere that you can't let them out. i live in a second floor flat. the only outdoor spaces are my balconies. do i have pets that need to go outside? NO. much as i would like to. because i am not a selfish cunt!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Get one of them square ones in a jar that the Chinese grow.
Much more efficient when it comes to storage.
(TheColonel, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:47, Reply)

i'd still be allergic to it, though
i'd have to shave it first
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Just keep the lid on

(TheColonel, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:51, Reply)

You're allergic to pussies that aren't shaved?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:01, Reply)

i wondered if someone would make this joke
i am not surprised it was you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I might as well play the role of the creepy perve.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)

It's very hard to control that, in fairness
Given that all roads are a risk and keeping a cat inside is cruel. I just object to CJ because he abused Gonz about his spelling which is a) my job and b) the equivalent of raping an incredibly intelligent but seriously disturbed puppy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)

i disagree
if you live on a main road, the answer is: don't get a cat until you move. simple. it's not fair on the animal and it's not fair on the drivers who are using the road.

or to put it in a more flippant rachelswipe way....... IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD A DECENT GARDEN, YOU CAN'T AFFORD A CAT.....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:51, Reply)

just as likely to get run over on any road.
And anyway, cats roam fucking miles. I do see your point, but it's not that simple.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Just get loads of cats, incase a few get run over

(TheColonel, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:58, Reply)

I see no flaws with this.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:00, Reply)

we lived near a main road growing up,
and we went through quite a few cats
(DeeDee, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Is "went through"
slang for running over?
(TheColonel, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:05, Reply)

It's an excellent cover for cat-hunting, isn't it?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)

well,
I needed a new coat, and cat fur is so snuggly.
(DeeDee, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:10, Reply)

sssssh don't try and be rational about this
the guy is a cunt who lives in a shithole and tried to cheer up his kids for having an impoverished cunt of a father by stealing them a cat - and then he wondered why it got run over.

there is NO OTHER INTERPRETATION OF THIS STORY.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Hahahahaha
Those cats cost £400 each, but I can afford it as I have an AMAZING job, and an INCREDIBLE social life.

So, please keep pounding the keyboard with that prolapsed fanny of yours. It's funny as fuck!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:15, Reply)

did you buy them with stolen benefits?
also that just highlights your stupidity for letting them out on a main road even more.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:21, Reply)

This.
Like those idiots who get a cat and the try to feed it a vegetarian diet.
(DeeDee, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)

this is a good analogy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:56, Reply)

here it is
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post962943
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Cheers.
Christ, what an arsehole.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:45, Reply)

yes
yes he is.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)

In the interests of impartiality
from the same thread:

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post963191
( Kroney, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:47, Reply)

this was sarcasm dude

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I don't know, it was posted a fair while after the rest of the posts.
But whatever, just pointing it out. I don't care one way or the other about this spat.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:51, Reply)

yeah because posting something hours after everyone else has left the building is a genuine and open way to say sorry
oh no wait. that would be posting a new thread where people might actually see it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Please don't attempt to suggest what I mean when I post.
You simply do not have the brain capacity.

For the record, that was a genuine post, and further for the record, although it is no business of yours, I gazzed Gonz with a sincere apology for my abusive post.

And for an even further record, my back garden is fucking huge, contains many thousands of pounds worth of plants, trees and landscaping, has an amazing fucking pergola that I can hang my EXPENSIVE hammock from and two, yes, two seating areas.

Oh, and my tits are amazing as well!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:06, Reply)

you can try but
you just can't polish a turd.

edit - jesus, your kids get it worse than your animals. who the fuck thinks it's ok (i) to steal benefits; and (ii) to use their child to do so..... christ i hope your dumbass wife cheated on you and the kid isn't yours, no way should genes like this be allowed to carry on into the future!

(continued from previous shameful admission of fraud) "During this time i also managed to convince the University Access Fund to pay me several thousand pounds in free hand outs. The trick with that one was to bring my rather beautiful 3 year old boy with me to the assessment interview, and clear my bank account out till it was ball deep in overdraft. The female interviewer barely glanced at my file and instead coochy coo'd at my young son before resolutely writing a cheque for the maximum hand out available"

what a total and utter wankshaft you really are!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Freemoneylolz
Yes, thanks for the reminder. One of my finer moments. Just clarify, I had no option but to take my beuatiful son with me as my GORGEOUS wife was teaching at Uni, and I was looking after him on the days I wasn't at Uni. The same days I had to schedule the fund appointments for. A handy quirk of fate, and one that enabled me to buy EXPENSIVE stuff.

Gotta love University access funds!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:20, Reply)

you honestly think this puts you in a good light and makes you a good father?
marvellous. my work here is done.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Woh', that's actually abhorrent, because of your fraud someone else had to go without.
If this is true, you are actually what is wrong with this country, why people who deserve benfits struggle, because other people think the world owes them a free ride.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:46, Reply)

tip of the fraudulent iceberg in that particular post, dude
he won't answer now though, he's gone to lick his remaining cat's arsehole i think.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Can't find it, I don't have Psychochomp's powers
Although searching for cancerjoy seems to show someone has a bit of an obsession
(TheColonel, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:43, Reply)