I'm close to the edge
/Bono
(DeeDee, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:13, 10 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hahahahahahahahaha!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Don't step out, if you are close to the..........eeeeedge.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)

close to the edit
/Art of Noise
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I'm close to the veg
/McCartney
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I'm close to the hedge
/Monty Don
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I'm close to the wedge
/Red 5
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)

etc

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I'm close to the sledge
/Citizen Kane
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I'm close to the pledge
/Mr Sheen
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I'm close to the trudge
/No3l
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I watched that kiwi guy do his "bald" thing the other day.
The guy who took my fingerprints and photo after I was arrested said I had the beginnings of a widow's peak. I was more upset about that than being arrested.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)

When did you get arrested?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Few years back, I was horribly hung-over when they came to pick me up.
Aylesbury nick isn't the best place to suffer a hangover.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:32, Reply)

And for what?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)

I'm guessing barratry

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Hah

( Kroney, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Peculation

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Suspicion of criminal damage.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:34, Reply)

wuth a 15" black rubber cock?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)

15 inch
black rubber cocks don't need barratries so Amberl's wrong
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Had you bashed someone's back doors in?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Did you do it?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Being completely pissed at the time, I have zero recollection of apparently pulling my miserable bullying witch-like biddy neighbour's satellite cord off her wall, destroying her Sky box and scaring her shitless at 3am.
I said as much to the interviewing officers, they said "Do you often black out from too much alcohol?" and I said I did, as at the time I was massively depressed and pissed a whole lot of the time. They let me off with a stern "we can't prove it" and something of a wry smile.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:38, Reply)

they should have given you the chair

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:40, Reply)

You're right, the concrete bed in the cell was fucking uncomfortable.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:41, Reply)

you missed a golden opportunity for an IKEA joke, there

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I ain't gonna lie to you, truth fairy, but you could just tell the joke and be less shit about it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I could

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I wish you would all shut up
/everyone
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I write prose like a veg
/apeloverage
( Kroney, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:28, Reply)