evening all!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:50, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Evening racist.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Evening, clarification on the above please

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:02, Reply)

What are you doing here?
Shouldn't you be burping the baby or cuddling the Mrs or the other way round.
( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:53, Reply)

He's probably left her
changing a particularly stinky poo.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:56, Reply)

She's at the cinema and the wee one is asleep next to me on the sofa

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
I've now got the urge to smell a baby.
( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:03, Reply)

I bet it's curling out a long one right now.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:04, Reply)

Noooo! I mean the clean talcy smell that babies have.
Aber will be dropping soon so I can smell hers.
( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Kittenfaceceildhbaby is incredibly cute.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:08, Reply)

She certainly is.
She's got her daddies pudgy face.
( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)

and her daddy's height, from what I've heard.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)

she just woke a little bit but a quick head tickle sends her straight back to sleep
I'll she if I can get a piccie up for you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Oooo yes, can you keep your cock out of it please.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:08, Reply)

i'll try, although due to it's size that can be hard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Well think of the mother in law and it will go soft again.

( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:10, Reply)

b3tards is broken :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)

: (
It might be temporary.
( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I'm trying blousie, if there is a nerd here who can recommend a different picture service...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Errrr, CR3 had a site
but my b3tards isn't broken.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:15, Reply)

No it isn't

(Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)

I'll try a different browser Chrome keeping giving an error

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Ugh
Babies smell worse than dogs and cats. If they're not dribbling or throwing up, they're shitting. The only time they're fun to be around is when someone has them all cleaned up and soft and dusted with baby powder.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)

this
as long as they are asleep and no one makes you hold them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:08, Reply)

No, I like holding them, under the above conditions.
There's something very satisfying about nestling a small person in the crook of your arm. Until it starts crying all over the place.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)

no way, it's all stressy
and you're meant to say things like 'aww it's so cute and looks like you', when you're thinking 'shit, I'm going to drop it and it just looks like a baby and oh god I'm not making a happy and impressed enough face, do you think I've held it for a polite amount of time yet'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)

I'm the same with cocks.

( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Liar.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Ok I admit it.
I prefer them perky and pleased to see me.
( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)