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Well, I reckon my sister will struggle to get her eldest off to sleep this evening.
She'll be regretting letting her watch Doctor Who I'd imagine.
Anyone doing owt fun tonight?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 19:48,
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Not me that's for sure.
Was supposed to meet Aber for curry in Manchester but couldn't. I have cider though.
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girlinthehole, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 19:53,
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I am doing NOTHING!!
And I'm really bored, and fucked off. Even the cat has lost interest.
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Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 19:55,
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Get some booze.
And put some tunes on.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 19:58,
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Shit
Why did I give up drinking? I think it's making me dull.
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Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:01,
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Why did you give up drinking?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:02,
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Migraine
I was getting a chunky migraine almost every weekend.
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Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:06,
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Try weed instead then.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:10,
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That's just what I need
I will go and see what my housemate has in the greenhouse.
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Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:14,
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Roll a fat one!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:16,
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*Waves*
I was meant to be going to the pub, but I still feel a bit rough from last night, so I'm going to stay in.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 19:57,
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Good idea.
You're too old for these weekend benders.
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girlinthehole, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:02,
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I might do some online shopping instead.
But you're right. I am getting a bit old for these weekend benders.
What cider have you got?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:03,
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A few bottles of old Rosie.
I ordered some new slippers online today. Rock and fucking roll!
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girlinthehole, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:04,
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that stuff's vicious
my ex used to drink it. I mostly avoided him when he did
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:06,
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I've only got three bottles.
I think we're safe.
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girlinthehole, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:07,
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Innit Blood!
*Strikes hip-hop pose*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:07,
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you may think that...
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:08,
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What the fuck have you got against slippers?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:07,
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slippers are the root of all evil
well mine are, they are cthulu ones
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:08,
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Don't let carpet shoes ruin your life.
They're making a moccasins out of you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:09,
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Nothing really.
It just doesn't fit in with my hedonistic lifestyle.
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girlinthehole, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:10,
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er, I just read that and it sounds like he was violent
no, it just made him into more of a twat
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:09,
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'Woooooooooooooooooooooo!
Or indeed:
yeahbutton.com/
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girlinthehole, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:29,
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We are the cool kids
I drive to Gibraltar to buy them 'cos all you can get round here is cans of Strongbow or Magners, interesting eh?
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broadsword, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:32,
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You are indeed a man amongst men.
A breast and cider connoisseur.
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girlinthehole, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:36,
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Oh man now I'm thinking about breasts that lactate cider
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broadsword, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:38,
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Broady, can you answer a question for me re 'life in Spain'?
If you don't know the answer, then maybe Blousie can find out from Aber for me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:38,
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I can try
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broadsword, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:38,
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Is it true that all the girls there wash their pants in champagne?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:41,
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It's entirely true, they do it whilst still wearing their pants in order to give their muff a champagne rinse
especially at Nikki Beach
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broadsword, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:47,
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I just have to find someone who lives in France now to see if they are still doing the hula-hula dance.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:59,
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Recovering from a bellyaching laugh over the Inbetweeners Movie, which I've just got back from watching at the cinema with some friends.
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888777555, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:02,
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I thought you'd been chased away by internet bullies?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:26,
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oo, now you've reminded me I shall be watching hte good doctor
although I'm pretty sleepy
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:04,
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As always, Jeffles, I'll be twatting about on here
I have a cornetto though, so that's good. My little car was suppose to have a good cleaning today, but the man got the time wrong and then decided he couldn't make it anyway. This is annoying.
Anything pissed on anybody's chips today?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:10,
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See above.
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girlinthehole, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:11,
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Well, that sucks donkey balls.
What happened, Ladyshirt?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:12,
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Family stuff got in the way.
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girlinthehole, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:14,
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No, But I did go to the supermarket and piss on some Cornettos.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:11,
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that sounds fun.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:12,
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I had no chips
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:11,
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Oh no! What did you have instead?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:13,
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I just realised I've not eated any tea
eating's for chumps, right?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:14,
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Go to the chippy!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:14,
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nah
not hungry enough to do that. Also, too sleepy to go further than the kitchen
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:15,
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I keep microwave pasta in teh cupboard for just this eventuality.
It tastes like what it is, to be fair, but it's quick and takes chuff all effort.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:21,
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i think I eat pasta a little too often anyway
although that may be what I have. That or crunchy nut cornflakes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:22,
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That possibly counts as even less effort. Assuming you have the milk, I suppose. Otherwise, they're a little more crunchy than you had in mind.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:24,
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i bought milk earlier
I remember that. which is more impressive today than you might think. Man, jigsaws really take it out of you
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:25,
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I love jigsaws.
Jigsaws are even better than colouring in. And that's pretty fab.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:28,
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jeff! I need a hand here
I'm looking for the mary whitehouse experience with that dude colouring in. You can always find old tv clips
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:35,
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Gimme five minutes.
It'll be on there, but most clips are complete episodes so without watching them, I can't find it.
soz.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:38,
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oh man :(
I can't find it either
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:43,
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OH NO!!!
WHAT A TOTAL DISASTER!!!!!!!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:44,
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TOTAL PERSONAL
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:45,
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^this, also.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:46,
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IT'S ALL GOT A BIT TRICKY!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:46,
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You know that Eddie The Eagle Edwards...
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:01,
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Eating is the new rock and roll.
Everyone is doing it.
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girlinthehole, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:15,
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all the
chumps are doing it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:15,
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are you Amberl?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:16,
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haha
perhaps I should just have some hot water and half a tomato, not a whole one, mind, they are fattening
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:18,
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Have a cornetto.
They're rather moreish.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:19,
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Did you get strawberry, vanilla or mint?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:20,
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We have the Morrisons own brand toffee ones.
Six in a box, two boxes for £2. Quite the bargain.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:21,
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Clearly not, or I wouldn't be on here
I thought I only did this when I was bored at work.
Evening all.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:25,
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welcome to losers' hour!
it lasts all night and we pretend we're not just arsing about on a computer of a saturday night.
discussing philosophical ideas is mandatory as only intellectuals may join
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:27,
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I've already witnessed some deep existential thinking up ^there^
There appears to be some fine minds in tonight.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:31,
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I DON'T HAVE TO GO OUT COS IT'S RAINING. YERSE!
I'm going to get my jarmers on and scratch my nuts all night.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:27,
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Evening gonz!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:28,
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Hahah wtf
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:29,
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He was planning a thorough bollock scratch earlier this week.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:34,
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using cutlery and everything.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:35,
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I think the chop-stick was going to be his weapon of choice.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:36,
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He was going to post it to me afterwards too.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:40,
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That would have kept you busy this evening.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:43,
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Evening sis!!!!
How's you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:30,
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Word up, our kid
I was supposed to have to go out but I made my mate think she'd postponed it because of the weather but really I used mind control.
Now I can get all cosy and watch John Wilson on the Proms.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:32,
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John Wilson X factor
the Proms ITV
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:34,
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Fuck off that's boring that shit
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:43,
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Right.
I'm going to the shops.
Back shortly.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:44,
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Kewl.
I'm on my own, as mr b3th and Biscuit has sodded off to bed.
I watched Robin and the Seven Hoods earlier, which was lovely.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:34,
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I'm going to the offy.
Want owt?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:35,
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Big bar of Dairy Milk, thanks pet.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:35,
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I said the offy. Not the fuckin' sweet shop.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:36,
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Well, fuck you then.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:40,
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I won't do what you tell me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:41,
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WAHN!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:45,
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I watched On the Town!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:46,
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I think I win
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:56,
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Gene Kelly's arse wins
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:59,
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"...the people ride in a hole in the ground.."
I love that film. I started to watch it but had to go out so it's recorded for tomorrow along with Robin and the Seven Hoods and The Man Who Knew Too Much. Lazy Sundays with old movies are the best.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:06,
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I love The Man Who Knew Too Much
Jimmy Stewart FTW
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:13,
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I missed the Man Who Knew Too Much
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:20,
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That's you. Well, the woman who knew too much.
DCI Roota.
(Or 'Reg Hollis' as we all call you behind your back).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:21,
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Poor fuckin Reg, he was a lemon
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:24,
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He was in the paper the other day.
He has just won some acting award. Which make a change from being in the paper for trying to off himself 'cos he wasn't wanted at Sun Hill anymore.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:25,
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Right. I'm back from the shop.
I've got some Peroni.
And I've got you lot a large packet of sour Skittles and a big bag of peanut M&Ms - to share. Hear me. SHARE.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:00,
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Sour Skittles are boss.
The new ones with mixed-up centres are alright too.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:23,
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I didn't see any new ones. Tell me more about that.
I'm still none the wiser about what flavour the blue skittle is.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:24,
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The outside is one flavour and the centre is another.
I bought some for Next Door but ate them before I got there.
Orange Skittles are vile. They taste vaguely toffee-ish.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:26,
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That sounds a bit like a modern twist on the Revel.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:27,
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someone was telling me the other day
that those flavour mix up sweet things are nice. You know, the ones where half have a sticky out bit and half have a hole.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:29,
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Confectionery porn?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:33,
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I think that's the basic idea.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:35,
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Apparently
in America, the purple skittles aren't blackcurrant; they're grape. How wrong is that?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:27,
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Won't someone think of the children?!?!?!?!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:29,
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I found an odd thing
looking at what people suggest to do when you just have one guinea pig, I found that the local guinea pig rescue has a dating service for them so you can try and match them up and see how they get on*. I wonder if Higgs will have to write a profile?
*not that I think I can do this yet, but it's mean to let a guinea pig get lonely
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:06,
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Why not start putting together a profile for Higgs on here.
I'm sure he'll get some sympathy, what with his keeper being a LARPER.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:08,
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Night in for me, calming down after some August silliness
there's a kid that's been screaming outside my window for ages, might have to close the window if it carries on.
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broadsword, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:27,
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Throw a boot out of the window at it.
That used to work for cats.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:27,
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Only got flippity flops nearby, don't think they'd have the same impact
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broadsword, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:29,
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I thought you'd off'd Maddie years ago,
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:28,
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+b
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broadsword, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:30,
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Has she developed breasts yet?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:31,
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Nope, getting pretty bored of waiting
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broadsword, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:32,
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b3th get BBC2 on, you meff
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:27,
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No way!
There's John Bishop on BBC1!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:30,
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Well there's John Wilson on ber ber ker too
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:31,
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not mush tonight, had a good day though.
Took the lad to the park to teach him to ride a bike and he just got on it and took off, no problems, he's out like a light now and i'm not long for m=bed my self.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:59,
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Tomorrow. Teach him how to pull a wheelie.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:05,
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Is cavey still about?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmDVRie6tU0 Skip to to 2:50
Nope, no wheelies, no clever stuff, just happy he's digging it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:15,
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Also:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyujQctZ9hw
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:20,
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evening Jeff
I have been watching that there Tron Legacy and chatting about gravy on Facebook. Living the dream baby!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:04,
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cookout and some drinking
yay red meat
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Lisette von Falcon, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:22,
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Yay!
Krizzle didn't flounce!
I thought you'd gone the way of Noel, Bobby and Chompy.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:24,
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Maybe she did.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:44,
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yup, I reckon my cheery greeting was the last straw.
*sadface*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:45,
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Never mind.
At least your kid can start to cycle-by-shoot people.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:46,
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This is a good idea
I think he'd be up for it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:54,
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Get him a spud-gun.
Rite of passage innit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:56,
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I was thinking Air-pistol.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:58,
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Yeah! K to the Dizzel!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:24,
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