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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well, I reckon my sister will struggle to get her eldest off to sleep this evening.
She'll be regretting letting her watch Doctor Who I'd imagine.

Anyone doing owt fun tonight?
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 19:48, 135 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Not me that's for sure.
Was supposed to meet Aber for curry in Manchester but couldn't. I have cider though.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 19:53, Reply)
I am doing NOTHING!!
And I'm really bored, and fucked off. Even the cat has lost interest.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 19:55, Reply)
Get some booze.
And put some tunes on.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 19:58, Reply)
Shit
Why did I give up drinking? I think it's making me dull.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:01, Reply)
Why did you give up drinking?

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:02, Reply)
Migraine
I was getting a chunky migraine almost every weekend.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:06, Reply)
Try weed instead then.

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:10, Reply)
That's just what I need
I will go and see what my housemate has in the greenhouse.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Roll a fat one!

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:16, Reply)
*Waves*
I was meant to be going to the pub, but I still feel a bit rough from last night, so I'm going to stay in.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 19:57, Reply)
Good idea.
You're too old for these weekend benders.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:02, Reply)
I might do some online shopping instead.
But you're right. I am getting a bit old for these weekend benders.

What cider have you got?
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:03, Reply)
A few bottles of old Rosie.
I ordered some new slippers online today. Rock and fucking roll!
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:04, Reply)
that stuff's vicious
my ex used to drink it. I mostly avoided him when he did
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:06, Reply)
I've only got three bottles.
I think we're safe.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Innit Blood!
*Strikes hip-hop pose*
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:07, Reply)
you may think that...

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:08, Reply)
What the fuck have you got against slippers?

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:07, Reply)
slippers are the root of all evil
well mine are, they are cthulu ones
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:08, Reply)
Don't let carpet shoes ruin your life.
They're making a moccasins out of you.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:09, Reply)
Nothing really.
It just doesn't fit in with my hedonistic lifestyle.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:10, Reply)
er, I just read that and it sounds like he was violent
no, it just made him into more of a twat
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:09, Reply)
*old rosie motherfucking FIVES*
http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/215078_10150330220060987_591055986_9591002_3133466_n.jpg
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:24, Reply)
'Woooooooooooooooooooooo!
Or indeed:

yeahbutton.com/
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:29, Reply)
We are the cool kids
I drive to Gibraltar to buy them 'cos all you can get round here is cans of Strongbow or Magners, interesting eh?
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:32, Reply)
You are indeed a man amongst men.
A breast and cider connoisseur.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:36, Reply)
Oh man now I'm thinking about breasts that lactate cider

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:38, Reply)
Broady, can you answer a question for me re 'life in Spain'?
If you don't know the answer, then maybe Blousie can find out from Aber for me.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:38, Reply)
I can try

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:38, Reply)
Is it true that all the girls there wash their pants in champagne?

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:41, Reply)
It's entirely true, they do it whilst still wearing their pants in order to give their muff a champagne rinse
especially at Nikki Beach
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:47, Reply)
I just have to find someone who lives in France now to see if they are still doing the hula-hula dance.

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:59, Reply)
Recovering from a bellyaching laugh over the Inbetweeners Movie, which I've just got back from watching at the cinema with some friends.

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:02, Reply)
I thought you'd been chased away by internet bullies?

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:26, Reply)
oo, now you've reminded me I shall be watching hte good doctor
although I'm pretty sleepy
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:04, Reply)
As always, Jeffles, I'll be twatting about on here
I have a cornetto though, so that's good. My little car was suppose to have a good cleaning today, but the man got the time wrong and then decided he couldn't make it anyway. This is annoying.

Anything pissed on anybody's chips today?
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:10, Reply)
See above.

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:11, Reply)
Well, that sucks donkey balls.
What happened, Ladyshirt?
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Family stuff got in the way.

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:14, Reply)
No, But I did go to the supermarket and piss on some Cornettos.

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:11, Reply)
that sounds fun.

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:12, Reply)
I had no chips

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:11, Reply)
Oh no! What did you have instead?

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:13, Reply)
I just realised I've not eated any tea
eating's for chumps, right?
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Go to the chippy!

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:14, Reply)
nah
not hungry enough to do that. Also, too sleepy to go further than the kitchen
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:15, Reply)
I keep microwave pasta in teh cupboard for just this eventuality.
It tastes like what it is, to be fair, but it's quick and takes chuff all effort.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:21, Reply)
i think I eat pasta a little too often anyway
although that may be what I have. That or crunchy nut cornflakes
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:22, Reply)
That possibly counts as even less effort. Assuming you have the milk, I suppose. Otherwise, they're a little more crunchy than you had in mind.

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:24, Reply)
i bought milk earlier
I remember that. which is more impressive today than you might think. Man, jigsaws really take it out of you
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:25, Reply)
I love jigsaws.
Jigsaws are even better than colouring in. And that's pretty fab.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)
jeff! I need a hand here
I'm looking for the mary whitehouse experience with that dude colouring in. You can always find old tv clips
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Gimme five minutes.
It'll be on there, but most clips are complete episodes so without watching them, I can't find it.

soz.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:38, Reply)
oh man :(
I can't find it either
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:43, Reply)
OH NO!!!
WHAT A TOTAL DISASTER!!!!!!!
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:44, Reply)

TOTAL PERSONAL
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:45, Reply)
^this, also.

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:46, Reply)
IT'S ALL GOT A BIT TRICKY!

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:46, Reply)
You know that Eddie The Eagle Edwards...

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Eating is the new rock and roll.
Everyone is doing it.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:15, Reply)
all the
chumps are doing it
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:15, Reply)
are you Amberl?

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:16, Reply)
haha
perhaps I should just have some hot water and half a tomato, not a whole one, mind, they are fattening
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Have a cornetto.
They're rather moreish.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:19, Reply)
Did you get strawberry, vanilla or mint?

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:20, Reply)
We have the Morrisons own brand toffee ones.
Six in a box, two boxes for £2. Quite the bargain.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:21, Reply)
Clearly not, or I wouldn't be on here
I thought I only did this when I was bored at work.
Evening all.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:25, Reply)
welcome to losers' hour!
it lasts all night and we pretend we're not just arsing about on a computer of a saturday night.

discussing philosophical ideas is mandatory as only intellectuals may join
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:27, Reply)
I've already witnessed some deep existential thinking up ^there^
There appears to be some fine minds in tonight.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:31, Reply)
I DON'T HAVE TO GO OUT COS IT'S RAINING. YERSE!
I'm going to get my jarmers on and scratch my nuts all night.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Evening gonz!

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)
Hahah wtf

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:29, Reply)
He was planning a thorough bollock scratch earlier this week.

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:34, Reply)
using cutlery and everything.

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:35, Reply)
I think the chop-stick was going to be his weapon of choice.

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:36, Reply)
He was going to post it to me afterwards too.

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:40, Reply)
That would have kept you busy this evening.

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:43, Reply)
Evening sis!!!!
How's you?
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Word up, our kid
I was supposed to have to go out but I made my mate think she'd postponed it because of the weather but really I used mind control.
Now I can get all cosy and watch John Wilson on the Proms.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:32, Reply)

John Wilson X factor the Proms ITV
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:34, Reply)
Fuck off that's boring that shit

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:43, Reply)
Right.
I'm going to the shops.

Back shortly.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Kewl.
I'm on my own, as mr b3th and Biscuit has sodded off to bed.
I watched Robin and the Seven Hoods earlier, which was lovely.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:34, Reply)
I'm going to the offy.
Want owt?
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Big bar of Dairy Milk, thanks pet.

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:35, Reply)
I said the offy. Not the fuckin' sweet shop.

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:36, Reply)
Well, fuck you then.

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:40, Reply)
I won't do what you tell me.

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:41, Reply)
WAHN!

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:45, Reply)
I watched On the Town!

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:46, Reply)
I think I win

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Gene Kelly's arse wins

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 20:59, Reply)
"...the people ride in a hole in the ground.."
I love that film. I started to watch it but had to go out so it's recorded for tomorrow along with Robin and the Seven Hoods and The Man Who Knew Too Much. Lazy Sundays with old movies are the best.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:06, Reply)
I love The Man Who Knew Too Much
Jimmy Stewart FTW
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:13, Reply)
I missed the Man Who Knew Too Much

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:20, Reply)
That's you. Well, the woman who knew too much.
DCI Roota.

(Or 'Reg Hollis' as we all call you behind your back).
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Poor fuckin Reg, he was a lemon

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)
He was in the paper the other day.
He has just won some acting award. Which make a change from being in the paper for trying to off himself 'cos he wasn't wanted at Sun Hill anymore.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Right. I'm back from the shop.
I've got some Peroni.

And I've got you lot a large packet of sour Skittles and a big bag of peanut M&Ms - to share. Hear me. SHARE.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:00, Reply)
Sour Skittles are boss.
The new ones with mixed-up centres are alright too.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:23, Reply)
I didn't see any new ones. Tell me more about that.
I'm still none the wiser about what flavour the blue skittle is.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)
The outside is one flavour and the centre is another.
I bought some for Next Door but ate them before I got there.
Orange Skittles are vile. They taste vaguely toffee-ish.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:26, Reply)
That sounds a bit like a modern twist on the Revel.

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:27, Reply)
someone was telling me the other day
that those flavour mix up sweet things are nice. You know, the ones where half have a sticky out bit and half have a hole.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Confectionery porn?

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:33, Reply)
I think that's the basic idea.

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Apparently
in America, the purple skittles aren't blackcurrant; they're grape. How wrong is that?
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Won't someone think of the children?!?!?!?!

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:29, Reply)
I found an odd thing
looking at what people suggest to do when you just have one guinea pig, I found that the local guinea pig rescue has a dating service for them so you can try and match them up and see how they get on*. I wonder if Higgs will have to write a profile?

*not that I think I can do this yet, but it's mean to let a guinea pig get lonely
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Why not start putting together a profile for Higgs on here.
I'm sure he'll get some sympathy, what with his keeper being a LARPER.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:08, Reply)
Night in for me, calming down after some August silliness
there's a kid that's been screaming outside my window for ages, might have to close the window if it carries on.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Throw a boot out of the window at it.
That used to work for cats.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Only got flippity flops nearby, don't think they'd have the same impact

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:29, Reply)
I thought you'd off'd Maddie years ago,

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:28, Reply)
+b

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Has she developed breasts yet?

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Nope, getting pretty bored of waiting

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:32, Reply)
b3th get BBC2 on, you meff

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:27, Reply)
No way!
There's John Bishop on BBC1!
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Well there's John Wilson on ber ber ker too

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:31, Reply)
not mush tonight, had a good day though.
Took the lad to the park to teach him to ride a bike and he just got on it and took off, no problems, he's out like a light now and i'm not long for m=bed my self.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Tomorrow. Teach him how to pull a wheelie.

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:05, Reply)
Is cavey still about?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmDVRie6tU0
Skip to to 2:50

Nope, no wheelies, no clever stuff, just happy he's digging it.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Also:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyujQctZ9hw
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:20, Reply)
evening Jeff
I have been watching that there Tron Legacy and chatting about gravy on Facebook. Living the dream baby!
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:04, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX46EK03nSc
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:06, Reply)
cookout and some drinking
yay red meat
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:22, Reply)
Yay!
Krizzle didn't flounce!

I thought you'd gone the way of Noel, Bobby and Chompy.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Maybe she did.

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:44, Reply)
yup, I reckon my cheery greeting was the last straw.
*sadface*
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:45, Reply)
Never mind.
At least your kid can start to cycle-by-shoot people.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:46, Reply)
This is a good idea
I think he'd be up for it.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:54, Reply)
Get him a spud-gun.
Rite of passage innit.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:56, Reply)
I was thinking Air-pistol.

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:58, Reply)
Yeah! K to the Dizzel!

(, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:24, Reply)

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